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Would be a bitch picking the little white bits off your dick thou!!! :lol: :lol:
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hmmm

not if its lubed up enough - that will do the trick :roll:
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LOL "Facelift" series dick
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Bennoz wrote:LOL I could make a few FTO contraceptives with stickers... Would be 'ribbed for her pleasure'
that'd put the "O" in FTO :wink:

"FTOoooaaahhhhhhh myyyy gooooooodddddddd"
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OMG!!!

i havent been on the forums for a few weeks now, due to sickness... i come back and its like a bloody dating service!!!!!

what you guys trying doing to the bloody forum!!!!

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Marketing opportunity anyone, condoms with different model cars on them

Holden - strong for "holdin' on"
Land Cruiser - for "playin' in the mud"
Mini - for those less endowed fellows
Ford - cos you couldnt af-ford the good brands
FTO - fill the opening

Ahhh I could go on all day :lol: :lol:
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oh and btw

WELCOME TO THE CLUB NIKKI!
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ANBU_fto wrote:what you guys trying doing to the bloody forum!!
:lol: don't blame me... the prez & secretary are in on it too!!!

and kaz.... you think about condoms waaaaaay too much 8O
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Just thinking marketing strategies :lol: And we'll need models, any volunteers?? I'll have to check suitability for the job too :lol:
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The 'Land Cruiser' worries me lol
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Kaz you know the Mini will never sell, no one will admit to it :lol:

FTO Australia Dating Service is now offical.

$20 to join, $5 per msg. :twisted:
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kazbah wrote:And we'll need models, any volunteers?? I'll have to check suitability for the job too
:wink: always happy to volunteer my services
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How far off topic has this gotten Image
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hijacked and flown to mexico!!!! :lol:
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Bennoz wrote:LOL I could make a few FTO contraceptives with stickers... Would be 'ribbed for her pleasure'
Chuck norris wears Ribbed condoms inside out, so HE gets all the pleasure :twisted:
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sublime19 wrote:
Bennoz wrote:LOL I could make a few FTO contraceptives with stickers... Would be 'ribbed for her pleasure'
Chuck norris wears Ribbed condoms inside out, so HE gets all the pleasure :twisted:
LOL Chuck Norris doesnt need condoms... she just DOESN'T get pregant
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The FTO Australia Forums: Where every thread ends up being about the Chuck :wink:
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Post by mell »

hmmmmm.....

so this wats been going on while i havent been visiting...


lol down boys....

i think the site u were all ment to click on was adult....no hang on

yeah gaymatchmaker.com.au

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Hey Mell.......how you doin? Who's *~delightful!~*? 8O I'm really confused.........but not about that..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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