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Come on guys, what he mean by 20 is 20 seconds :twisted:
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FTO338 wrote:Come on guys, what he mean by 20 is 20 seconds :twisted:
lol kevs on the money... haha
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lol be warned

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So that's why that vent is in the ceiling 8O

The "girl in the middle" looks familiar to me... is her name Cara?
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Come to think of it.......I do know that girl! Yes her name is Cara. There you go Max, that's the girl you're talking about. I've danced with her before!
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You know everytime you masturbate a kitten dies
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That's why he's got a big kitten pet cemetery in his backyard. And he wakes up with scratches all over his arm.
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hahaha wont be suprised if they bite it off one day :P
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jakey106 wrote:You know everytime you masturbate a kitten dies
8O maybe you should use lubricant instead of cats?
...or at least loosen your grip on the kitten :lol:
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Nikki
do not be frightened by all these young crazy P platers that have been giving you a hard time, if you come on a cruise I (as the oldest FTO owner in OZ) will personally take care of you!

I do not have a GF or BF, I am seperated from my wife.

I should be at Joels party on saturday, so if you come you can use me as a safe haven(father figure).

how does that sound?

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tarkus wrote: I should be at Joels party on saturday, so if you come you can use me as a safe haven(father figure).
8) smooth rob.... veeeeery smooth :wink:


well if we're writing up our profiles:

Nikki,
i'm not on p-plates but don't trust me anyway...
i'm the type of person your parents tried to warn you about,
questionable moral values & no redeemable social qualities,
a predator posing as a house pet.

at least you can't say you weren't warned :wink:
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lol hey guys im suprised if we havnt scared her away yet by all the random sh*t masturbating dead kittens showing pics and no profiles geez poor girl lol
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Well you should listen to some of the "interesting" things that my ex use to talk about with her friends.

She had the cordless phone next to the bed, so she can yack away morning, noon & night, even when i'm there trying to sleep :roll: And what we said here is nothing compare to what women talk about behind our back..... :? 8O :? 8O
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FTO338 wrote: And what we said here is nothing compare to what women talk about behind our back.....
:? 8O :? 8O
:wink: agreed!!!
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Hmmm.........Max is all quiet now? She not your type dude after the photo?
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Nacho wrote:Hmmm.........Max is all quiet now? She not your type dude after the photo?
I need something dirtier
She looks like an angle
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mxysxy wrote:
Nacho wrote:Hmmm.........Max is all quiet now? She not your type dude after the photo?
I need something dirtier
She looks like an angle
dirt
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Dude that's way harsh man! She will probably read this thread you know. :?

IMO she is absolutely gorgeous! And I think some of the other members agree.

Sorry to embarrass you Nikki....... :oops:
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Nacho wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Dude that's way harsh man! She will probably read this thread you know. :?

IMO she is absolutely gorgeous! And I think some of the other members agree.

Sorry to embarrass you Nikki....... :oops:
yeah she is ok...I wouldn't say no. haha
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This is so funny, I thought most of us are old enough not to judge people by the looks. I've got heaps of friends that looks like an angel but naughty like a devil. Too bad they are all snap up already guys 8)

But keep them coming, its entertaining :lol: And i'm sure Chris & Joel will smooth things out for Nikki, if she ever got offened by any comments here :wink: If not "father figure" will :twisted:
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