hi all just refreshing the sa forums
every one has vanished , what no one has anything to say
lets c hmmmmmmmm how bout some jokes
joke 1
a man takes his rottweiler to the vet and says to him,
my dogs crossed eyed.
is there anything you can do for it.
well says the vet, lets have a look at him.
so he picks him up by the ears and has a good look at his eyes.
im going to have to put him down, says the vet.
just becourse his cross eyed? says the man
no, becourse his to heavy, says the vet.
joke 2
what has four legs and one arm?
a happy pit bull.
joke 3
why do women have breasts?
so men will talk to them.
buy all
hi all
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hi all
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Nice.
No we havent all vanished, just been really busy. Im off to Wagga on Sunday for 2 weeks, and I'll organise a meet when I get back. Feel free to talk amongst yourselves while im gone though...
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hehe....
3 men walk in to a bar
U think one on them wouldve seen it....
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 only on one condition..."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20.00 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
3 men walk in to a bar
U think one on them wouldve seen it....
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.
He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 only on one condition..."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20.00 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
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thats funny
here is another one for you
whats the difference between monica lewinsky and the rest of us?
when we want a dick in the white house, we just vote.
when a woman says, c'mon, this place is a mess! you and i need to clean. your pants are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we dont do the laundry now!
a man hears,... blah, blah,blah...you and i...blah, blah, blah,blah,blah...on the floor...blah,blah,blah...no clothes...blah,blah,blah,blah...now!
he heh he !
here is another one for you
whats the difference between monica lewinsky and the rest of us?
when we want a dick in the white house, we just vote.
when a woman says, c'mon, this place is a mess! you and i need to clean. your pants are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we dont do the laundry now!
a man hears,... blah, blah,blah...you and i...blah, blah, blah,blah,blah...on the floor...blah,blah,blah...no clothes...blah,blah,blah,blah...now!
he heh he !
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It's all in the language! Funny!!!
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and tried to ask him the following questions to get some
case background:
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland.
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say. Polish Remover!!!
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and tried to ask him the following questions to get some
case background:
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland.
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say. Polish Remover!!!
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lol!!!!!
a man a dog and a sheep are stranded on an island with no food or water, nothing.
months have passed and there is no hope of them ever getting off this island. they are pretty muich going to die there.
one night, as they all go to sleep, the man quietly gets up andmoves close to the sheep and puts his arm around it. he then carefully flips the sheep onto its stomach, pulls his pants down and flops his dick out.
suddenly the dog gets up and starts barking at the man and scares him away from the sheep. the days and nights pass and the more the man tries to have sex with the sheep the more the dog scares him off, one morning they all go for a walk along the beach looking for ships and boats, the man hears screaming coming from the sea,
he looks over at the water and sees a woman drowinng a few meters from shore so he rushes down, dives in and helps the helpless woman and brings her back to the beach. the man looks at the woman
and realises that she is very very hot, she has big boobs, a hot arse and sexy legs. the woman sais to the man, you saved my life, anything u want ill do, ANYTHING.. the man thinks for a while and finaly sais, 'you couldnt take the dog for a walk could you'
a man a dog and a sheep are stranded on an island with no food or water, nothing.
months have passed and there is no hope of them ever getting off this island. they are pretty muich going to die there.
one night, as they all go to sleep, the man quietly gets up andmoves close to the sheep and puts his arm around it. he then carefully flips the sheep onto its stomach, pulls his pants down and flops his dick out.
suddenly the dog gets up and starts barking at the man and scares him away from the sheep. the days and nights pass and the more the man tries to have sex with the sheep the more the dog scares him off, one morning they all go for a walk along the beach looking for ships and boats, the man hears screaming coming from the sea,
he looks over at the water and sees a woman drowinng a few meters from shore so he rushes down, dives in and helps the helpless woman and brings her back to the beach. the man looks at the woman
and realises that she is very very hot, she has big boobs, a hot arse and sexy legs. the woman sais to the man, you saved my life, anything u want ill do, ANYTHING.. the man thinks for a while and finaly sais, 'you couldnt take the dog for a walk could you'
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Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem.
A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl, and began to clean the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no more problem!.
According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem.
A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl, and began to clean the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no more problem!.
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