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bushido · Post by **bushido** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:31 pm

sh*t gotta try the doggy one.

can you imagine saying to the missus "honey just give me a sec while i unbolt the front seats so we can got more room to stretch out"

30 minutes later

"Im done!"

"yeh im done too," says the missus

Post by **I8A4RE** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:03 pm

yano28 wrote:
Bennoz wrote:The 2 front seat are only held in by 2 bolts & butterfly nuts, whip & out & toss em outside

PAHAHAHHA. Ok that's a feat in itself. I remember seeing somewhere that bennoz is around the 2m mark Mate i'll shout you a round for accomplishing that

As for fto's not much you can do besides just using the front passenger seats or doggy between the passenger seats through to the back seat.

Na bullshit, heres what you do. You both jump in the back, push the front 2 seats as forward as possible, keep the top half of the front seats pushed forward too. Then she puts her head down and ass up into the left side back corners of the seat. Then you just go down on one knee behind the back of the passenger seat........then it is bommchicawawwa time

please note this is not be tried without medical consultation and do not forget to put the handbrake on

yano · Post by **yano** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:15 pm

LOL! Yeah not a fan of that one. I prefer the cushioning of my legs on the front 2 seats. Plus you can grab onto the headrest for ah....extra oomph

harry90 · Post by **harry90** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:30 pm

Can do it outside...as she leans on the car...more spacious that way

Post by **Bennoz** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:48 pm

lol listen to all the FTO Aus p0rn stars

bushido · Post by **bushido** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:43 pm

lol true. but i like finishing up on the outside. leaves me nothing to cean up!

yano · Post by **yano** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:51 pm

bushido wrote:lol true. but i like finishing up on the outside. leaves me nothing to cean up!

fuk man that's a bit too much info there. hahahahahah, altho certain 'stains' on the seat would be a bitch

Post by **I8A4RE** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:08 pm

bushido wrote:lol true. but i like finishing up on the outside. leaves me nothing to cean up!

yeah but how does he feel about having to pull out everytime bahahahahaha

yano · Post by **yano** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:25 pm

PAAHAHAHHAA.....owned.....

Post by **Bennoz** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:31 pm

Yeah dont worry about your friggen seats, go buy her a Nordette 28 prescription

xSlurpee · Post by **xSlurpee** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:14 am

im surely taking notes from the professionals ... might put them to use later on

yano · Post by **yano** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:16 am

xSlurpee wrote:im surely taking notes from the professionals ... might put them to use later on

Yeah when you grow some fluff.....just kidding mate

sorry

xSlurpee · Post by **xSlurpee** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:25 am

well im turning 13 in 6months ... ma momma told me i will grow feathers

yano · Post by **yano** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:27 am

lol, feathers.

Bennoz wrote: Yeah dont worry about your friggen seats, go buy her a Nordette 28 prescription

Is that some sort of date rape drug you use to lure women into your mini, right before you rip the seats out for a bang session??

p.s. i'd like to make a movement that a new section gets put on the forum.

"The SMACK section"
- This is where all forum members come about to talk smack about eachother, including interstate rivalry. Posting in the section means you're willing to take abuse from other members and FTOAUSTRALIA will not be held responsible for making you cry like a little bitch to your mum where she holds you close to her breasts and you suck on them like the little bitch baby you are.

What do you say ppl??

bushido · Post by **bushido** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:54 am

I8A4RE wrote:
bushido wrote:lol true. but i like finishing up on the outside. leaves me nothing to cean up!
yeah but how does he feel about having to pull out everytime bahahahahaha

who said anything about pulling out?

creampie FTW!!! (except in the car)

xSlurpee · Post by **xSlurpee** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:02 am

THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY INNOCENT BABY MIND

Post by **Bennoz** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:50 am

yano28 wrote:
Bennoz wrote: Yeah dont worry about your friggen seats, go buy her a Nordette 28 prescription
Is that some sort of date rape drug you use to lure women into your mini, right before you rip the seats out for a bang session??

No, its actually a brand of 'the pill' that women take to stop getting pregnant

bushido · Post by **bushido** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:04 am

did you know that women can skip their period!!

zuihoujueding · Post by **zuihoujueding** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:21 am

1) Commonwhores (evos owners call them that. lol) and falcons
2) civics
3) lancers
4) silvias
5) R33

Post by **Bennoz** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:36 am

bushido wrote:did you know that women can skip their period!!

Every day's a school day huh?

I dont like it when they do that... then you get hit with a double strength hummer week, 2 months down the track!