> > At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly
> > lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to
> > fish.
> >
> > Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together
> > the next day!
> >
> > The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to
> > his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
> >
> > They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river,
> > and the gentleman asked the lady,
> >
> > "Do you want to go up or down?"
> >
> > All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made
> > mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat!
> >
> > When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened,
> > but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
> >
> > They fished for awhile and continued on down the river, when soon
> > they came upon another fork in the river.
> >
> > He again asked the lady, "Up or down?"
> >
> > There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild
> > passionate love to him again.
> >
> > This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go
> > fishing again the next day!
> >
> > She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat
> > when they came upon the fork in the river, and the elderly gentleman
> > asked, "Up or down?"
> >
> > The woman replied, "Down."
> >
> > A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat
> > down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he
> > asked the lady, "Up or down?"
> >
> > She replied, "Up."
> >
> > This really confused the gentleman so he asked,
> >
> > "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted
> > to go up or down, you made mad passionate love to me. Now today,
> > nothing!"
> >
> > She replied, "Well, yesterday, I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I
> > thought the choices were f**k or drown.
