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Re: some stupid sh*t i saw that cracked me up!!!!

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sublime19 wrote:What does Holden stand for?

Holes, Oil Leaks, Dents & Engine Noises.

What does FORD stand for?

Fix or repair daily / Found on road dead / Fast only rolling downhill

FPV = Fucked performance vehicles.

Ford GT = Glued Together

etcetc

dont forget

F**KED On Race Day

or

Found On Rubbish Dump

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Stranger : Nice Porche
Me : its not a Porche
Stranger : ah ok what is it a supra?
Me : nope
Stranger : what is it?
Me : its a mitsubishi
Stranger : Bullshit
Me : Check the badge on the front bumper :)
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Eltnot wrote:
FTOgpx96 wrote:hmmmmmm well i think that rice is a little over cooked and what the hell is with those air vent on the back there is it trying to be a bugatti veyron?
Given that from what I can tell, the vehicle in question is a late model MR2 which is mid engined. Those vents are it's air intakes for what would be an intercooler, and in the case of a heavily modified 3s-gste actually warranted to provide air for the engine and intercooler. If it didn't have the roof scoop and the vents on the wheel arches then it actually makes a lot of sense.
yep im aware they are mid engined, they carry 1.8 litre turbo charged 4cyl, mate of mine has one, showed him that pic he pissed himself laughing

those side vents do make sence but they are so over kill why he didnt make them more flush with the body is beyond me they just look so stupid hanging out there like that

there is rice and then there is over cooked rice

i think thats over cooked and i do agree with u on the fact that the guard vents and roof scoop make no sence at all
Stranger : Nice Porche
Me : its not a Porche
Stranger : ah ok what is it a supra?
Me : nope
Stranger : what is it?
Me : its a mitsubishi
Stranger : Bullshit
Me : Check the badge on the front bumper :)
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I saw a Celica with a Type R badge i was like... really? ... if u want a type R badge atleast have a fkin honda...
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FIXED OR REPAIRED DAILY!!!
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lawsochap wrote:FIXED OR REPAIRED DAILY!!!
says the guy who has owned fords lol

on the 7th day god created bum nuggets on the 8th day ford put wheels on them :)
Stranger : Nice Porche
Me : its not a Porche
Stranger : ah ok what is it a supra?
Me : nope
Stranger : what is it?
Me : its a mitsubishi
Stranger : Bullshit
Me : Check the badge on the front bumper :)
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EscapingFate wrote:I saw a Celica with a Type R badge i was like... really? ... if you want a type R badge atleast have a fkin honda...
lol +1 to that :)
Stranger : Nice Porche
Me : its not a Porche
Stranger : ah ok what is it a supra?
Me : nope
Stranger : what is it?
Me : its a mitsubishi
Stranger : Bullshit
Me : Check the badge on the front bumper :)
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Saw a hektik VN station wagon this morning whilst walking to the train. Lime green with a painted black bonnet (to represent the carbon fiber), and a set of three gauges poking out of the bonnet, obviously required on a car driven by a red P plater...
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Eltnot wrote:Saw a hektik VN
I stopped reading there.
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FTOgpx96 wrote:on the 7th day god created bum nuggets
Sig?
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Bennoz wrote:
FTOgpx96 wrote:on the 7th day god created bum nuggets
Sig?
huh?
Stranger : Nice Porche
Me : its not a Porche
Stranger : ah ok what is it a supra?
Me : nope
Stranger : what is it?
Me : its a mitsubishi
Stranger : Bullshit
Me : Check the badge on the front bumper :)
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FTOgpx96 wrote:
Bennoz wrote:
FTOgpx96 wrote:on the 7th day god created bum nuggets
Sig?
huh?

Lol.. As in that quote of yours would look good as a signature.. Sublime19 and I pioneered this.. Lol..
I just had to add it ......
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Mate told me a couple the other day.

Ford = Fail on race day
Nrma = No real mechanics available
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rock_it wrote:
FTOgpx96 wrote:
Bennoz wrote:
FTOgpx96 wrote:on the 7th day god created bum nuggets
Sig?
huh?

Lol.. As in that quote of yours would look good as a signature.. Sublime19 and I pioneered this.. Lol..
ah lol hmmm i could make it one
Stranger : Nice Porche
Me : its not a Porche
Stranger : ah ok what is it a supra?
Me : nope
Stranger : what is it?
Me : its a mitsubishi
Stranger : Bullshit
Me : Check the badge on the front bumper :)
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