How to score the girl of your dream?

d_dan · Post by **d_dan** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:45 pm

500 quid would probably buy you the Chinese equivalent.

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:34 pm

I'm just going to pretend that the thread starter made this a joke and not a serious thread.

BearOnFire · Post by **BearOnFire** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:59 pm

Greeting fellow member's.

Sweet talk her, something like......
*Name*, you're like a *Eg_FTO*. When you talk, you sing. when you laugh, you purrrrrrr with the arse and hips to match.
Let it begin, heaven can not wait forever. lets start the chase. I can be the captain, you can be my endeavor.

Look @ her, not the car when ya saying it.
All the best

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:33 pm

BearOnFire wrote:Greeting fellow member's.

Sweet talk her, something like......
*Name*, you're like a *Eg_FTO*. When you talk, you sing. when you laugh, you purrrrrrr with the arse and hips to match.
Let it begin, heaven can not wait forever. lets start the chase. I can be the captain, you can be my endeavor.
Look @ her, not the car when ya saying it.
All the best

Obvious troll is obvious.

BearOnFire · Post by **BearOnFire** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:59 am

Geez, didn't mean to

I'll be serious from now on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHSw89y9dzk

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:31 pm

lol, Ben - since you can see the IPs, which clown made this troll account? lol

Taz · Post by **Taz** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:26 pm

Am i the only person who knows the REAL answer to this question?
One word.....Money......lots and lots of money - that will not only score you the woman of your dreams, but happiness and everything you've ever wanted as well. People who disagree with this are just poor and have never had enough money to see this fact. Money buys everything, hookers, drugs and happiness.

BearOnFire · Post by **BearOnFire** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:23 am

sublime19 wrote:lol, Ben - since you can see the IPs, which clown made this troll account? lol

If it's the newbie gauntlet that you wanna put me through for initiation,the paddel to the arse treatment.......i'll consider it.
Me bending over with ya pants down,no deal!

bass_twitch · Post by **bass_twitch** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:25 am

BearOnFire wrote:
sublime19 wrote:lol, Ben - since you can see the IPs, which clown made this troll account? lol

If it's the newbie gauntlet that you wanna put me through for initiation,the paddel to the arse treatment.......i'll consider it.
Me bending over with ya pants down,no deal!

we have a emoticon for that
:utbnb:

Taz · Post by **Taz** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:47 am

We call this one 'crossing the desert'......and this one 'the paddling of the swollen ass'

BearOnFire · Post by **BearOnFire** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:31 am

I'm keen on the "crossing the desert" over at NT.
Dunno if Porsche still do secret hot weather testing there...............
Burning me underwear will only jack up carbon tax!

Back to the topic.

Music: Korpiklaani - Beer Beer.

Storm · Post by **Storm** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:19 am

Some cool ways to trick a girl into bed include "being kind", "making her feel special" and "showing her respect" - keep it up for long enough and its a dead cert, they love that kind of sh*t

Taz · Post by **Taz** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:04 pm

Pfft again, money buys everything - everyone has their price.
Im sure if you went up and threw a couple of million up in the air she would be on you faster than speedy gonzalez runs a 1/4 mile

brad_gpx · Post by **brad_gpx** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:48 pm

ill share with you my secret.

i can have almost any girl in the world if i want

why?

because im stronger than them

Sahin · Post by **Sahin** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:59 pm

Best pickup line

"does this cloth smell like chlorophorm to you?"

Post by **Bennoz** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:59 pm

Guy gets arrested for beating his wife.
The Judge asks "why do you keep beating her?".
Guy says "I think its my weight advantage, longer reach & superior footwork!".

EscapingFate · Post by **EscapingFate** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:36 pm

Best way to pick up is with the Ford TRD lazer. Jus sayin.

Storm · Post by **Storm** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:58 pm

Taz wrote:Am i the only person who knows the REAL answer to this question?
One word.....Money......lots and lots of money - that will not only score you the woman of your dreams, but happiness and everything you've ever wanted as well. People who disagree with this are just poor and have never had enough money to see this fact. Money buys everything, hookers, drugs and happiness.

Yup, I once offered a bird ten grand to sleep with me and she said yes. I then asked if she would do it for twenty quid and she said "What do you think I am?"

I thought we'd agreed that and were now just negotiating!

BearOnFire · Post by **BearOnFire** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:20 pm

Storm wrote:
Taz wrote:Am i the only person who knows the REAL answer to this question?
One word.....Money......lots and lots of money - that will not only score you the woman of your dreams, but happiness and everything you've ever wanted as well. People who disagree with this are just poor and have never had enough money to see this fact. Money buys everything, hookers, drugs and happiness.
In the real world, i can agree with you to a certain extent Taz, but will buy you loyalty?
Trust me brother, stick with the 'girl next door' type.

Yup, I once offered a bird ten grand to sleep with me and she said yes. I then asked if she would do it for twenty quid and she said "What do you think I am?"

I thought we'd agreed that and were now just negotiating!

Wish you all the best!

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:50 pm

BearOnFire wrote:
sublime19 wrote:lol, Ben - since you can see the IPs, which clown made this troll account? lol

If it's the newbie gauntlet that you wanna put me through for initiation,the paddel to the arse treatment.......i'll consider it.
Me bending over with ya pants down,no deal!

Lol, no - I actually thought somebody made a troll account since this topic seems too 'special' to be 'respectable'

FTO AUSTRALIA