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Nos waffle

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I'd hate for it to spit a blade though lol' you'd need forged blades
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All together now:

"Soorryyy Beeennnoooozzzzz" :(

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'll have an FTO one day... i swear!

until then:
1. 2001 Merc-Benz A160 (porta-loo on wheels)
2. 2007 Peugeot 307 TDi (more fun than you'd expect)
3. [url=ttp://ftoaustralia.com/v3/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=25373]2009 Mitsubishi Triton Di-D (a monster in its own right)[/url]
4. 1992 Nissan NX Coupe (club car and project car)
5. 1996 Holden SB Barina - "The Nugget"
6. 1996 Jeep XJ Cherokee Sport - The Budget Build
7. 2010 Toyota Landcruiser 76 Series - V8 Goodness... - Build coming soon.
8. 1990 Audi 90 manual - The delightfully dignified daily driver
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:fart:
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:spew:

Now that that's been covered, ONTO THE NOS WAFFLES!!!
I'll have an FTO one day... i swear!

until then:
1. 2001 Merc-Benz A160 (porta-loo on wheels)
2. 2007 Peugeot 307 TDi (more fun than you'd expect)
3. [url=ttp://ftoaustralia.com/v3/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=25373]2009 Mitsubishi Triton Di-D (a monster in its own right)[/url]
4. 1992 Nissan NX Coupe (club car and project car)
5. 1996 Holden SB Barina - "The Nugget"
6. 1996 Jeep XJ Cherokee Sport - The Budget Build
7. 2010 Toyota Landcruiser 76 Series - V8 Goodness... - Build coming soon.
8. 1990 Audi 90 manual - The delightfully dignified daily driver
Astron_Boy wrote:No correction needed Gen Y, you are correct.
Bennoz wrote:My rubbing happens on the inside.
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Mmmm Nos Waffles..... :P
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Blue waffles?
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8O :? :lol:
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I can strap the nos to my nose and then fart out a blue flame from my anus.

Take off like all f**k and leave the rest of you behind!

I think I'm still drunk from last nights work conference... :roll:
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Astron_Boy wrote:I can strap the nos to my nose and then fart out a blue flame from my anus.

Take off like all f**k and leave the rest of you behind!

I think I'm still drunk from last nights work conference... :roll:
Don't think, you'll hurt yourself.

Anyway, back to the NOS waffle. I honestly don't think strapping a nos bottle to your nose will give you blue farts. And if it did, think of the horrific burns your anoos would suffer when trying to take off. Then there's the optimization of nozzle size to maximise the velocity of the exiting gasses. Somehow I don't think you've got THAT much control over your rectum. And if you do, I take my hat off to you.

Aside from that, you're more than welcome to try. :lol:
I'll have an FTO one day... i swear!

until then:
1. 2001 Merc-Benz A160 (porta-loo on wheels)
2. 2007 Peugeot 307 TDi (more fun than you'd expect)
3. [url=ttp://ftoaustralia.com/v3/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=25373]2009 Mitsubishi Triton Di-D (a monster in its own right)[/url]
4. 1992 Nissan NX Coupe (club car and project car)
5. 1996 Holden SB Barina - "The Nugget"
6. 1996 Jeep XJ Cherokee Sport - The Budget Build
7. 2010 Toyota Landcruiser 76 Series - V8 Goodness... - Build coming soon.
8. 1990 Audi 90 manual - The delightfully dignified daily driver
Astron_Boy wrote:No correction needed Gen Y, you are correct.
Bennoz wrote:My rubbing happens on the inside.
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Astron_Boy wrote:I can strap the nos to my nose and then fart out a blue flame from my anus.

Take off like all f**k and leave the rest of you behind!

I think I'm still drunk from last nights work conference... :roll:
I hate to be Mr Sensible, but http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrous_ox ... tional_use
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Shame it's not medical grade, for this sort of use it's tainted so it tastes like sh*t. Trust me, i've tried :x
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Bennoz wrote:Shame it's not medical grade, for this sort of use it's tainted so it tastes like sh*t. Trust me, i've tried :x
Further proof that human stupidity knows no bounds :lol:

Please don't turkey-slap me with your e-penis, I'd rather not become this guy --> :pirat:
I'll have an FTO one day... i swear!

until then:
1. 2001 Merc-Benz A160 (porta-loo on wheels)
2. 2007 Peugeot 307 TDi (more fun than you'd expect)
3. [url=ttp://ftoaustralia.com/v3/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=25373]2009 Mitsubishi Triton Di-D (a monster in its own right)[/url]
4. 1992 Nissan NX Coupe (club car and project car)
5. 1996 Holden SB Barina - "The Nugget"
6. 1996 Jeep XJ Cherokee Sport - The Budget Build
7. 2010 Toyota Landcruiser 76 Series - V8 Goodness... - Build coming soon.
8. 1990 Audi 90 manual - The delightfully dignified daily driver
Astron_Boy wrote:No correction needed Gen Y, you are correct.
Bennoz wrote:My rubbing happens on the inside.
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fraz91 wrote:
Bennoz wrote:Shame it's not medical grade, for this sort of use it's tainted so it tastes like sh*t. Trust me, i've tried :x
Further proof that human stupidity knows no bounds :lol:

Please don't turkey-slap me with your e-penis, I'd rather not become this guy --> :pirat:
Hey it did the job, I just had to have a stiff drink on standby :lol:
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Supplanter wrote:
Astron_Boy wrote:I can strap the nos to my nose and then fart out a blue flame from my anus.

Take off like all f**k and leave the rest of you behind!

I think I'm still drunk from last nights work conference... :roll:
I hate to be Mr Sensible, but http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrous_ox ... tional_use
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