Hello we are missionaries...

zuihoujueding · Post by **zuihoujueding** » Sat May 26, 2012 7:03 pm

Two ladies came knocking on my door just now. They identified themselves as missionaries from the Church of Jesus Chris.
them "Do you believe in God?"
me"No"
them"Y not?"
me".........."
them"If you dont believe in God, then what is your purpose in life?"
me...in my mind, i was thinking about cars, and a few of my favourite hobbies...

LOL...how should i handle these people next time?
On second thought, they should be respected as they go door to door and outside was bloody windy/cold!

Post by **aza013** » Sat May 26, 2012 7:24 pm

Just tell them " My purpose in life is to eat and drink all I can and have all the sex I can "

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zuihoujueding · Post by **zuihoujueding** » Sat May 26, 2012 7:26 pm

hahaha.....really they sound really nice and im trying not to be rude or anything.

PHIL069 · Post by **PHIL069** » Sat May 26, 2012 7:32 pm

I had them at mine and they asked "Do you believe in God"
I replied "No"
Then they tried to give me a pamphlet about 2012 armagedon
Stating "I should turn to God to save my sole or I will perish in 2012".
I replied "Armagedon is an awsome movie isn't it".

phunkydude · Post by **phunkydude** » Sat May 26, 2012 8:00 pm

PHIL069 wrote:I had them at mine and they asked "Do you believe in God"
I replied "No"
Then they tried to give me a pamphlet about 2012 armagedon
Stating "I should turn to God to save my sole or I will perish in 2012".
I replied "Armagedon is an awsome movie isn't it".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... endar.html

You should shove that^ on their faces.

ObsidianRadio · Post by **ObsidianRadio** » Sun May 27, 2012 5:13 am

Tell 'em you're a homosexual and they f**k right off!

TRIED AND TESTED.

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun May 27, 2012 9:31 am

You guys need big, territorial dogs. That's all I'm gonna say.

All my visitors get 'screened' before I even leave my chair

Post by **Supplanter** » Sun May 27, 2012 10:14 am

Answering the door naked works for me.

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun May 27, 2012 11:13 am

Also effective ^^^

Except for when one of the girl scouts that's running away screaming turns back & winks at you.

PHIL069 · Post by **PHIL069** » Sun May 27, 2012 11:42 am

zuihoujueding wrote:LOL...how should i handle these people next time?
On second thought, they should be respected as they go door to door and outside was bloody windy/cold!

Next time invite them in out of the wind/cold, offer them a cup of tea, sit and chat with them for a while, you will really enjoy yourself.

Daniel2019 · Post by **Daniel2019** » Sun May 27, 2012 2:34 pm

PHIL069 wrote:
zuihoujueding wrote:LOL...how should i handle these people next time?
On second thought, they should be respected as they go door to door and outside was bloody windy/cold!
Next time invite them in out of the wind/cold, offer them a cup of tea, sit and chat with them for a while, you will really enjoy yourself.

Yes.. enjoy..

Post by **Bennoz** » Thu May 31, 2012 12:01 pm

Just set He-Man onto them!

Sahin · Post by **Sahin** » Thu May 31, 2012 12:02 pm

Hey its me

Website · Post by **Lawso** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:24 am

Bennoz wrote:You guys need big, territorial dogs. That's all I'm gonna say.

All my visitors get 'screened' before I even leave my chair

they still don't know who i am...

Post by **Bennoz** » Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:04 pm

lawso wrote:
Bennoz wrote:You guys need big, territorial dogs. That's all I'm gonna say.

All my visitors get 'screened' before I even leave my chair
they still don't know who i am...

Thats because of how f**king stupid they are

FTO AUSTRALIA