Shell Helix Ultra - Engine Oil Sale

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Re: Shell Helix Ultra - Engine Oil Sale

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kiz wrote:
phunkydude wrote:
kiz wrote:I can get the entire Shell oil range cheaper than that through my work. If you lived over in SA i'd hook you up but i'm not posting haha
Droolss!!! You can start a business and supplying oil for us :p
Straight from the Shell refineries so it cuts out all the middle men ;)
and there is one good reason why I won't use it :twisted: .Edge 5w 30 full sin for me all day every day :D .
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Supplanter wrote:
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I just use penrite semi synth because YOLO
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silverGPX wrote:I just use penrite semi synth because YOLO
i hear homebrand oil 20w50 is good for your engine
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lawso wrote:
silverGPX wrote:I just use penrite semi synth because YOLO
i hear homebrand oil 20w50 is good for your engine
You'd know?

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Astron_Boy wrote:
lawso wrote:
silverGPX wrote:I just use penrite semi synth because YOLO
i hear homebrand oil 20w50 is good for your engine
You'd know?

:lol:

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Yup, its also great for noisy tappets & makes for a great carpet stain too :troll:
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Oh i save the home brand stuff for personal lubricant
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silverGPX wrote:Oh i save the home brand stuff for personal lubricant
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Bahahahaha
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aza013 wrote:
kiz wrote:
phunkydude wrote:
kiz wrote:I can get the entire Shell oil range cheaper than that through my work. If you lived over in SA i'd hook you up but i'm not posting haha
Droolss!!! You can start a business and supplying oil for us :p
Straight from the Shell refineries so it cuts out all the middle men ;)
and there is one good reason why I won't use it :twisted: .Edge 5w 30 full sin for me all day every day :D .
:? But you love Shell, they bought you a new engine :cheeky:

I have just used Edge 5W-30, Thanks work :lol:
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Penrite semi-syn is not that bad actually...'
We either pay for the brand name or get what we paid for.

Below is the reason why i only drink Purple stuffs'

I know film strength is not the only thing that matters, but it is what we want in our engine oil when we thrash the crap out of the poor donk!
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PHIL069 wrote:I have just used FREE EVERYTHING, Thanks work :lol:
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Interesting opinions.

My opinion or Royal Purple - its that its absolute rubbish. The greatest rip off for motoring enthusiasts since the advent of the turbo charger itself.
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i just use penrite because ive used it for 50,000kms and still havent got loud tappets
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Bennoz wrote:My opinion or Royal Purple - its that its absolute rubbish. The greatest rip off for motoring enthusiasts since the advent of the turbo charger itself.
:lol: So why aren't you using it then? :troll:

But yeah, I don't believe any write up with a title using half a word.
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Astron_Boy wrote:But yeah, I don't believe any write up with a title using half a word.
Wonder how much Royal Purple paid for the write-up, can never tell unless your 100% sure the writter wasn't biased in any way.
There are two types of people on forums; those that give helpful advice, and the others

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It's published by Street-commodores magazine :lol:

The test methodology is pretty well written/detailed.

I know mobil/castrol fanboysss gonna say they're crap and Royal Purple paid shitload to the publisher. :troll:

How can i upload the whole pdf here'?
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phunkydude wrote:It's published by Street-commodores magazine :lol:
I'd sooner trust AMG, Mercedes...

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