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KANDI IS NOT A DOLL. SHE IS AN EXOTIC DANCER FROM ATLANTA.

I found the poor girl in a Hungry Jack's carpark, just in the gutter, like a piece of trash. I believed that she deserved a greater chance at life, so I took her home, showered her, washed her hair, and gave her a makeover.

Isn't she just beautiful? :D

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Vectose wrote:Fkn LOL
There are more raunchy ones if you want to see 'em 8)
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:lol:
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Sorry Jack, but she's got worse split ends than I do. :lol:
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bjk wrote:Sorry Jack, but she's got worse split ends than I do. :lol:
My hairdresser said the same thing when I took Kandi to see her.
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ObsidianRadio wrote:
bjk wrote:Sorry Jack, but she's got worse split ends than I do. :lol:
My hairdresser said the same thing when I took Kandi to see her.
Has Kandi met the parents yet? :lol:
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bjk wrote:
ObsidianRadio wrote:
bjk wrote:Sorry Jack, but she's got worse split ends than I do. :lol:
My hairdresser said the same thing when I took Kandi to see her.
Has Kandi met the parents yet? :lol:
M mum actually keeps the toy catalogues now :lol:
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For you or the doll? :lol:
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bjk wrote:For you or the doll? :lol:
Both :lol:
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What the f**k :lol: :lol:
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ObsidianRadio wrote:I believed that she deserved a greater chance at life, so I took her home, showered her, washed her hair, and gave her a makeover.
Feels like a Toy Story moment...
'You'll love Amy... she's an artist!' *evil smile*
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