Hey guys and gals heres my story of a series of unfortunate events, got my license on my bday turned 17 december last year, graduated high school YAY, been saving since year 11 for a car didnt know what though, any wayz found a red fto GR sport fell in love but was 5k short noooo so next step "hey mum can i borrow 5k pleeeaaase", "oh i supose so but blah blah etc" so 2 days l8er i was the happiest little munchkin eva i couldnt believe what i was driving any wayz 4 months l8er at a party with my girlfriend and her mate, i started sobering up and felt fine to drive us home (wasnt drunk!) we were following one of her mates home in his ss any wayz long story short went ova a crest planted it into the gutter snaped off front wheel and cv shaft and all the otha stuff then swung around i think and bent the right rear wheel up into the car(smashed open sump) if that wasnt bad enough took out two trees in the process and ripped front guard off on a concrete wall (luckily didnt go any further into the engine bayno damage) then neatly spun my self onto the parking lot on the side of the road we were all stirred but not shaken, any wayz amboz came coppers, fire ppls luckily i wasnt over the limit. girlfriend ditched me next morning cause no hot car to drive round in she golddigga damn fine one,2 months l8er i was over my depression no word from coppers no fine nothing thought luck was with me, till i get a phone call can u come into station please, ended up in court lost licence 4 12 months, took it on the chin ive learnt my lesson, so happy i didnt get a fine as well, spoke to soon, 2 weeks later another court hearing i got planted with a 2 thousand dollar fine, i was devo, people in the units on the road i crashed complained.
any wayz had to borrow another 1500 bucks from good old mum to fix car my bro owns a panal beating shop and is a awsome spraypainter, my other brother is an engineer and the other one is handy with engines and stuff, got paint 4 free, only thing had to pay for was parts wich i found a wrecker with an fto that next morning of the crash , im now ontop of things almost payed mum off, and am paying fine off, all car needs now is the passenger side to be painted but in no hurrysince i dont have a license lol TEACH ME!, car drives like normal now im so happy i polish it like every night he he,
Clearly you stated that you been drinking, how many drunken person ever admit they are drunk? You might think you're not drunk, but you could be way over the legal limit even if you on full licence. 
Just Kidding.
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