Sorry Blondes.. i didnt mean it really..

[sunraider]

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in
>> the morning.
>> The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
>> listened a moment
>> and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!"
>> and hung up.
>> The husband said, "Who was that?"
>> The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if
>> the
>> coast is clear."
>>
>> ,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:*
>>
>> SECOND DEGREE
>>
>> Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
>> compact on
>> the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
>> looks in the
>> mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
>> The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
>> So the first blonde hands her the compact.
>> The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy,
>> it's me!"
>>
>> _,-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:*
>>
>> THIRD DEGREE
>> A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she
>> goes out
>> and buys a gun.
>> She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
>> the door
>> she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
>> really angry.
>> She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does
>> so, she is
>> overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her
>> head.
>> The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
>> The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
>>
>> _,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:*
>>
>> FOURTH DEGREE
>>
>> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
>> capitals. She
>> proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
>> A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"
>> The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
>>
>> _,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,-:*
>>
>> FIFTH DEGREE
>>
>> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
>> pregnant?
>> "Is it mine?"
>>
>> _,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-,_,.-:*
>>
>> SIXTH DEGREE
>> Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat
>> in her
>> US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew
>> what Roe vs.
>> Wade was about.
>> Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was
>> the
>> decision George Washington had to make before he crossed
>> the Delaware."
>>
>> _,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:* ` *:-.,_,.-:*
>>
>> SEVENTH DEGREE
>>
>> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her
>> house
>> ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at
>> once and
>> reported the crime.
>> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and
>> a K-9
>> unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the
>> K-9 officer
>> approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde
>> ran out on the
>> porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
>> sat down on the
>> steps.
>> Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to
>> find all
>> my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what
>> do they do?
>> They send me a BLIND policeman."