FTO AUSTRALIA

500 quid would probably buy you the Chinese equivalent.

I'm just going to pretend that the thread starter made this a joke and not a serious thread.

Greeting fellow member's.

Sweet talk her, something like......
*Name*, you're like a *Eg_FTO*. When you talk, you sing. when you laugh, you purrrrrrr with the arse and hips to match.
Let it begin, heaven can not wait forever. lets start the chase. I can be the captain, you can be my endeavor.
Look @ her, not the car when ya saying it.
All the best

BearOnFire wrote:Greeting fellow member's.

Sweet talk her, something like......
*Name*, you're like a *Eg_FTO*. When you talk, you sing. when you laugh, you purrrrrrr with the arse and hips to match.
Let it begin, heaven can not wait forever. lets start the chase. I can be the captain, you can be my endeavor.
Look @ her, not the car when ya saying it.
All the best

Obvious troll is obvious.

Geez, didn't mean to I'll be serious from now on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHSw89y9dzk

lol, Ben - since you can see the IPs, which clown made this troll account? lol

Am i the only person who knows the REAL answer to this question?
One word.....Money......lots and lots of money - that will not only score you the woman of your dreams, but happiness and everything you've ever wanted as well. People who disagree with this are just poor and have never had enough money to see this fact. Money buys everything, hookers, drugs and happiness.

sublime19 wrote:lol, Ben - since you can see the IPs, which clown made this troll account? lol

If it's the newbie gauntlet that you wanna put me through for initiation,the paddel to the arse treatment.......i'll consider it.
Me bending over with ya pants down,no deal!

BearOnFire wrote:

sublime19 wrote:lol, Ben - since you can see the IPs, which clown made this troll account? lol

If it's the newbie gauntlet that you wanna put me through for initiation,the paddel to the arse treatment.......i'll consider it.
Me bending over with ya pants down,no deal!

we have a emoticon for that

We call this one 'crossing the desert'......and this one 'the paddling of the swollen ass'

I'm keen on the "crossing the desert" over at NT.
Dunno if Porsche still do secret hot weather testing there...............
Burning me underwear will only jack up carbon tax!

Back to the topic.

Music: Korpiklaani - Beer Beer.

Some cool ways to trick a girl into bed include "being kind", "making her feel special" and "showing her respect" - keep it up for long enough and its a dead cert, they love that kind of sh*t

Pfft again, money buys everything - everyone has their price.
Im sure if you went up and threw a couple of million up in the air she would be on you faster than speedy gonzalez runs a 1/4 mile

ill share with you my secret.

i can have almost any girl in the world if i want

why?

because im stronger than them

Best pickup line

"does this cloth smell like chlorophorm to you?"

Guy gets arrested for beating his wife.
The Judge asks "why do you keep beating her?".
Guy says "I think its my weight advantage, longer reach & superior footwork!".

Best way to pick up is with the Ford TRD lazer. Jus sayin.

Taz wrote:Am i the only person who knows the REAL answer to this question?
One word.....Money......lots and lots of money - that will not only score you the woman of your dreams, but happiness and everything you've ever wanted as well. People who disagree with this are just poor and have never had enough money to see this fact. Money buys everything, hookers, drugs and happiness.

Yup, I once offered a bird ten grand to sleep with me and she said yes. I then asked if she would do it for twenty quid and she said "What do you think I am?"

I thought we'd agreed that and were now just negotiating!

Storm wrote:

Taz wrote:Am i the only person who knows the REAL answer to this question?
One word.....Money......lots and lots of money - that will not only score you the woman of your dreams, but happiness and everything you've ever wanted as well. People who disagree with this are just poor and have never had enough money to see this fact. Money buys everything, hookers, drugs and happiness.

In the real world, i can agree with you to a certain extent Taz, but will buy you loyalty?
Trust me brother, stick with the 'girl next door' type.

Yup, I once offered a bird ten grand to sleep with me and she said yes. I then asked if she would do it for twenty quid and she said "What do you think I am?"

I thought we'd agreed that and were now just negotiating!

Wish you all the best!

BearOnFire wrote:

sublime19 wrote:lol, Ben - since you can see the IPs, which clown made this troll account? lol

If it's the newbie gauntlet that you wanna put me through for initiation,the paddel to the arse treatment.......i'll consider it.
Me bending over with ya pants down,no deal!

Lol, no - I actually thought somebody made a troll account since this topic seems too 'special' to be 'respectable'