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Great news!
I hope the operation goes well, and she has a quick recovery
I'm sure you're both relieved!

LOL... thats great to hear Phil... you definitely have the 'glass half full' approach to life LOL

PHIL069 wrote:An update...

Good news...
98% no cancer

Bad news...
Sue has to go for an operation. She has to get her inner girl parts microwaved and destroyed, one step short of having them removed. She has to get her tubes clipped, with Titanium , as it is too dangerous to fall pregnant after the procedure. They will also test for cancer after the procedure.
Operation will be in the next 4 weeks sometime. She has to have a general anestetic, ie put to sleep for the operation.

Worse news...
I still won't get any for months

Better news...
When I do get some again she can't fall pregnant.

Good luck with the operation and good on you for being man enough to stick by her when she really needs you.

I know you were only joking but be careful with jokes about her being unable to fall pregnant. Your missus is going to feel very self conscious about her body after this operation and if you ever want to see it naked again I suggest you tread lightly.

You will be in my prayers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster tonight, keep us posted.

Great news Phil.

Btw, have you ever heard of a technique called 'The Reverse Pepper Grinder?' Or 'The Stranger?'

Might be time to spice up your 'alone time' for those few months!

Bennoz wrote:Great news Phil.

Btw, have you ever heard of a technique called 'The Reverse Pepper Grinder?' Or 'The Stranger?'

Might be time to spice up your 'alone time' for those few months!

ROR!

Thanks for the comments guys, it really means a lot to know that you are all thinking of us

Bennoz wrote:Btw, have you ever heard of a technique called 'The Reverse Pepper Grinder?' Or 'The Stranger?'
Might be time to spice up your 'alone time' for those few months!

F**k Bennoz, this post made me LOL big time
I clicked on the links too. If I tried "The Stranger" my arm would be so unco it would end up being "The Spastic"

Dras wrote: I know you were only joking but be careful with jokes about her being unable to fall pregnant. Your missus is going to feel very self conscious about her body after this operation and if you ever want to see it naked again I suggest you tread lightly.
You will be in my prayers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster tonight, keep us posted.

Thanks Dras, Sue and I have been together for sooooooooo long that I can make jokes like this, jokes keeps us both positive in the face of fear.
We have had 4 kids already and she doesn't want anymore anyway.
So it's all good.
...and The Flying Spaghetti Monster

EDIT: BTW, I asked Sue to ask the surgeon if he could install some LEDs or Neons inside her while he was there, so her tummy would light up at night

careful with the neon's it can cause DANGER TO HER MANIFOLDS!

Hope all goes well man.

Update...
Tommorrow is operation day @10:30 am.
Fingers crossed that all goes well.

Hoping it goes well for you both!

best wishes mate! im sure all will be fine!

Wishing the best for you and Sue. Hope it all goes to plan.

Thanks again guys

Hope it goes well Phil

Thoughts are with u mate hope all is well

Hope it goes well for her, thoughts are with you

Thanks
It's great to have all your wishes

PHIL069 wrote:It's great to have all your wishes

I'll need mine back before the end of the year.

Daniel2019 wrote:

PHIL069 wrote:It's great to have all your wishes

I'll need mine back before the end of the year.

Nup, all mine. GODBENNOZ knows I need them all.

Update...
Sue is now in bed resting
The surgeon had to do less than was thought. 5 hours in hospital all up. Didn't need her tubes clamped. No stitches required.
Results on test samples in a couple of weeks.

All in all a good outcome.


I would like to thank everyone for listening to me for the last couple of weeks, and for your support.
THANK YOU

Yay!!!