Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:25 am
Prey tell, how does that happen?? My repretoire is lacking in that area!Bennoz wrote:But if you accidentally tripped & f*cked her... you wouldn't apologise
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:56 am
Its ... erh.. another way of saying.. you got really p*ssed, picked her up & accidentally stuck your thing in her thing...
mmm pole vaulting crabs
mmm pole vaulting crabs
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:59 am
He tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in her teenie tiney little round hiney n he didnt mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit...
god bless Em
god bless Em
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:01 am
Pagan= Vlad (Vladan on birth cert) (means the current RULER or simply LORD, it was once a title as in Vlad Phillip and so on before it became a name)
I, unlike some, actually would like to thank my olds for that name, in particular my mum, who first convinced my dad. It is a very powerful name to grow up with, and means one must live up to, and then of course there is all the vampires and stuff called Vlad.
its not really an UNCOMMON name anymore, but for reasons i have yet to behold, when ever i tell people they not only struggle to say it but say "wow never heard that one before" ????? and which rock have you been living under is my reply
oh and most here know im a metal head, love battle, love blood shed, the sweet caress of steel and its bitter sweet kiss through flesh and bone....
I, unlike some, actually would like to thank my olds for that name, in particular my mum, who first convinced my dad. It is a very powerful name to grow up with, and means one must live up to, and then of course there is all the vampires and stuff called Vlad.
its not really an UNCOMMON name anymore, but for reasons i have yet to behold, when ever i tell people they not only struggle to say it but say "wow never heard that one before" ????? and which rock have you been living under is my reply
oh and most here know im a metal head, love battle, love blood shed, the sweet caress of steel and its bitter sweet kiss through flesh and bone....
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:06 am
ummmmmmmm riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight 
im gonna stand over here now ----------->
im gonna stand over here now ----------->
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:11 am
Hmmmm.........a porn star. Interesting.......have I met you before Rocco? Aren't we still waiting for those bikini pics for our next job? hehehe
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:27 am
Well thank you Bennoz and Schumie, I am so much more the wiser now! 
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:34 pm
just avoid steps and putting on weight kaz, then no 1 will fall over/on/in/at/with you 
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:37 pm
I always heard, "never throw matches in the toilet as crabs can polevault"Bennoz wrote: mmm pole vaulting crabs
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:43 pm
LOLSchumieFan wrote:I always heard, "never throw matches in the toilet as crabs can polevault"Bennoz wrote: mmm pole vaulting crabs
Were those the wise word of Rodney Rude?
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:48 pm
damn, i forget, your all older than me, you know everything ben dont you!
yes... Rodney it was
yes... Rodney it was
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:00 pm
Hahaha, nah Im just a sick f*ck who likes porn & Mr Rude!SchumieFan wrote:damn, i forget, your all older than me, you know everything ben dont you!
yes... Rodney it was