FTO AUSTRALIA

Posted: **Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:57 pm**

Come on guys, what he mean by 20 is 20 seconds

Posted: **Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:00 pm**

FTO338 wrote:Come on guys, what he mean by 20 is 20 seconds

lol kevs on the money... haha

Posted: **Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:25 pm**

lol be warned

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:14 am**

So that's why that vent is in the ceiling

The "girl in the middle" looks familiar to me... is her name Cara?

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:15 am**

Come to think of it.......I do know that girl! Yes her name is Cara. There you go Max, that's the girl you're talking about. I've danced with her before!

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:17 am**

You know everytime you masturbate a kitten dies

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:24 am**

That's why he's got a big kitten pet cemetery in his backyard. And he wakes up with scratches all over his arm.

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:23 pm**

hahaha wont be suprised if they bite it off one day

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:16 pm**

jakey106 wrote:You know everytime you masturbate a kitten dies

maybe you should use lubricant instead of cats?
...or at least loosen your grip on the kitten

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:46 pm**

Nikki
do not be frightened by all these young crazy P platers that have been giving you a hard time, if you come on a cruise I (as the oldest FTO owner in OZ) will personally take care of you!

I do not have a GF or BF, I am seperated from my wife.

I should be at Joels party on saturday, so if you come you can use me as a safe haven(father figure).

how does that sound?

CYA Tarkus (the old fart still has some rock in him)

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:53 pm**

tarkus wrote: I should be at Joels party on saturday, so if you come you can use me as a safe haven(father figure).

smooth rob.... veeeeery smooth

well if we're writing up our profiles:

Nikki,
i'm not on p-plates but don't trust me anyway...
i'm the type of person your parents tried to warn you about,
questionable moral values & no redeemable social qualities,
a predator posing as a house pet.

at least you can't say you weren't warned

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:00 pm**

lol hey guys im suprised if we havnt scared her away yet by all the random sh*t masturbating dead kittens showing pics and no profiles geez poor girl lol

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:10 pm**

Well you should listen to some of the "interesting" things that my ex use to talk about with her friends.

She had the cordless phone next to the bed, so she can yack away morning, noon & night, even when i'm there trying to sleep

And what we said here is nothing compare to what women talk about behind our back.....

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:00 pm**

FTO338 wrote: And what we said here is nothing compare to what women talk about behind our back.....

agreed!!!

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:06 pm**

Hmmm.........Max is all quiet now? She not your type dude after the photo?

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:53 pm**

Nacho wrote:Hmmm.........Max is all quiet now? She not your type dude after the photo?

I need something dirtier
She looks like an angle

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:07 pm**

mxysxy wrote:
Nacho wrote:Hmmm.........Max is all quiet now? She not your type dude after the photo?
I need something dirtier
She looks like an angle

dirt

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:15 pm**

Dude that's way harsh man! She will probably read this thread you know.

IMO she is absolutely gorgeous! And I think some of the other members agree.

Sorry to embarrass you Nikki.......

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:43 pm**

Nacho wrote: Dude that's way harsh man! She will probably read this thread you know.

IMO she is absolutely gorgeous! And I think some of the other members agree.

Sorry to embarrass you Nikki.......

yeah she is ok...I wouldn't say no. haha

Posted: **Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:49 pm**

This is so funny, I thought most of us are old enough not to judge people by the looks. I've got heaps of friends that looks like an angel but naughty like a devil. Too bad they are all snap up already guys

But keep them coming, its entertaining

And i'm sure Chris & Joel will smooth things out for Nikki, if she ever got offened by any comments here

If not "father figure" will

FTO AUSTRALIA

hi victoria!!! xoxo