Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:14 pm
ok that is so not cool, under the privacy act line XX section X i have the right to remain anonymous 
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:23 pm
Sorry we all surrendered that right once we accepted the invitation to the night out
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:27 pm
fine, but remember i know which one is you in the photo!
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:30 pm
LOL - yup - the reason I didnt name and shame!! I'm one of the pi** heads so I wasn't about to point the finger!
I'm one of the pi** heads so I wasn't about to point the finger!Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:35 pm
pff, well my biggest concern is ... that is such a bad photo of me, who's holding the camera again?
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:40 pm
*ahem* that would be me!! 
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:43 pm
that person holding the camera must be so .. ohhhh ... hi kazbah, didn't see you there 
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:44 pm
Well they're better shots than mine... every friggen one was blurry!
Much like my memory at the end
Much like my memory at the end
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:48 pm
That's right you did have a camera with you didn't u? I'd forgotten that!
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:49 pm
see, *operator error* that is!
i'll get my revenge ... i mean my camera next cruise
i'll get my revenge ... i mean my camera next cruise
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:34 pm
ok, sorry they took so long. Again, I won't name and shame but I think you can guess!
Somebody loves that pole
Somebody loves that pole
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:57 pm
you are so dead AJ! and who the hell is that pole dancer anyway??
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:03 pm
Tee Hee I dunno, but I saw her a little later on looking a bit worse for wear.
I dunno, but I saw her a little later on looking a bit worse for wear.Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:06 pm
silly woman who ever she is!
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:01 pm
Bahahaaahaha!!
Classic. Well at least there's no 'cods out' action
Classic. Well at least there's no 'cods out' action
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:15 pm
Laugh it up tall boy!! At least the pole dancer - whoever she is - doesnt look like she walked into a celing fan and lost half her head in the ensuing melee!
And the "cod shots" are on my camera so dont get too smug!!
And the "cod shots" are on my camera so dont get too smug!!
Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:36 pm
Bahahahahahaahahakazbah wrote:Laugh it up tall boy!!
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:52 am
Dear Alcohol,
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.
As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream red rock chips)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.
4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous..I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Friday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you,
Your biggest fan
P.S.
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.
As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream red rock chips)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.
4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous..I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Friday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you,
Your biggest fan
P.S.
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:58 am
LOL
And dont forget - "Yes, Im looking forward to work tomorrow"
And dont forget - "Yes, Im looking forward to work tomorrow"
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:59 am
LOL .... and I think that was posted for Bennoz's benefit, yes????