FTO AUSTRALIA

well well.... what a miserable bunch u folk are!

my day started at 10pm(your time) last nite when i got up to watch the F1,

we'll forget about that,

i got to the airport at 5 and was on my way to sydney at 6:35am (NZ time)

landed at 7:45 (aus time), got stamped through customs, didnt even make it to the scanner line and some punjab bastard was going through my bags, found my chef knives, that was all cool.... oh wait... u put down you have a criminal conviction! you should have never have been stamped through customs sir!

an hour later and i got the all clear (so my driving whilst dsq isnt a major biggie here thank god!)

first impressions on sydney (its been 12 years since i was here last)

BUMS!

BUMS BUMS BUMS! EVERYWHERE!

NO! i dont have money for you feckers! get a job!

everyone walks the streets racing from a to b pretending everyone else is invisable so u have to watch whats heading towards you and move at your own peril!

5 hours after landing i had a job! shweeeeeeeeeet!

still waiting for Mr. Prez to txt me back!

lazy sods...



oh and learn to drive arseholes! red means stop! and various other road rules that dont seem to apply to anyone!

at first i laughed at the whole "look right" painted on the crossings.... i thought "dumb aussies have to be told!" but NO! if u dont look right you get collected by any one of the millions of maniacs on the road!

looking forward to tomorrow! get to see my girlfriend who i havnt seen in 12 weeks... (my balls are way over regulated size!)



gone in 60 seconds!

txt me u feckers! im bored!
oh and i have 3 oil filter adapters on me.... first in first serve!

txt me! +61 21 239 4247

Mike

Sounds like you had fun.

That's Sydney

*thanks the Gods he lives in Melbourne*

Are you coming to the drags tomorrow Mike?

Got your sms mate, will get back to you

theres drags? whos picking me up then?

im broke as f**k! my gf has no money cause her friend owes her a couple of hundy so im down to my last hundy as ive had to pay for everything!

im staying at homebase backpackers on elizabeth st at the mo and its a f**king tip, so if anyone can offer me and my mrs a bed for a night id be more that greatful!

aparently im going drinking tonight... which will be interesting as im broke!

if anyone cares to join me tonight they can sms me on

0449138429

just tell me who you are!
hopefull ill see a few of you at some point.

Mike

I hate sydney!

just thought you should all know

anywho, i have 3 oil filter adapters at the low low price (im broke need cash) of $20 each, jono u want 1 ??????????

Mike

SchumieFan wrote:I hate sydney!

just thought you should all know

anywho, i have 3 oil filter adapters at the low low price (im broke need cash) of $20 each, jono u want 1 ??????????

Mike

I'll take one. Are you still in town? Meet up tonight?

Does any one like Sydney? Brisbane and Melbourne is so much better

AJ wrote:

SchumieFan wrote:I hate sydney!

just thought you should all know

anywho, i have 3 oil filter adapters at the low low price (im broke need cash) of $20 each, jono u want 1 ??????????

Mike

I'll take one. Are you still in town? Meet up tonight?

sure, give me a txt, im at the Glebe point YHA at the mo,
flick me a SMS

eThix wrote:Does any one like Sydney? Brisbane and Melbourne is so much better

its a nice city but the people really let it down, no one cares about anyone else AT ALL!

sorry guys, i know id be saying "well fk off to where u came from then" if it was my city,
you are all mates but what ive seen from sydney folk is downright shocking, theres no sense of community....

Bondi is great though, just far enough out of the city to be a really wonderful relaxed place.... just seems to be the CBD thats really seedy...

i love melbourne though, i just sms rob and told him i shotgun his boot if he plans a roadtrip to and from sydney (that was a joke re: MR2)

Good To hear you enjoyed yourself and if you didnt Go Back to NZ mate!!!

I got the oil filter adaptor off Mike (cheers for that), now I just need to get the dials and an A pillar pod holder. Does anyone do them for the FTO? What can I add to the adaptor again? Oil temp, pressure and…?

Hmmm Hostile Performance used to do the A pillar gauge holders before he shut up shop... I'll ask him where he got 'em from.

Cheers Bithday Boy.

Thanking you sir!

what Ben's BIRTHDAY!
Happy birthday Ben

happy bday lad!!! bring out the piss!!!

Im just quiety tucking into my 2nd B&C at my desk

Happy Birthday Ben !!!!