FTO AUSTRALIA

Its been a long wait. Thanks Bennoz

lots of happy weeeeeeeee

awesome life is now back to normal thanks Bennoz

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hands, skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
SAW THAT FTO AUSTRALIA WAS BACK
And I jizz in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault
You were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, TOLD ME THAT FTO AUSTRALIA WAS BACK
And I jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
AND I SAW THAT FTO AUSTRALIA WAS BACK
And I jizzed in my pants

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
AND THAT FTO AUSTRALIA WAS BACK
And I jizz in my pants

The next day
My FTO alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants

Open my window and a MIVEC rolls in
And I jizz in my pants

When THE FTO was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a VTEC YO!!!!!
And I jizzed in my pants

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I jizz right in my pants
Every time I HEAR MIVEC
And when we're HITTING 8,000K
Its like havin sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity
because I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
Yes I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

ahahahahahaha

Blahahaha... You buch o' whores...

And I thought I missed the forums... But AJ takes the prize...

rock_it wrote:Blahahaha... You buch o' whores...

And I thought I missed the forums... But AJ takes the prize...

Why thank you! Drunk whoring rules!

Blahahaha... Jim and I have been together all day... Lol...

Your turn now then. Jack helped me last night and I have another appointment with him again tonight.

Lol.. Yeah I keep a bottle of Jack for when jim runs dry...

yay, back online. and during the time its been off my car had paint thinner thrown on the bonnet! the car aint very sexy no more :'(

Cassf88 wrote:yay, back online. and during the time its been off my car had paint thinner thrown on the bonnet! the car aint very sexy no more :'(

That sux...

AJ wrote:Your turn now then. Jack helped me last night and I have another appointment with him again tonight.

*~delightful!~*

Its taken multiple appoinments with both Jack & Jim to get this #$%#en website back up

Hope you ripped them a new asshole which happens to be right below their nose so they can sh*t in their mouth every day...