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things that I should not do!
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:46 pm
by aza013
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.
She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.
I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch
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Apparently I'm not welcome back at KFC any more
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:48 pm
by J
bahaha awesome, made my night
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:55 pm
by vipfto
awesome
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:23 pm
by koolio1234
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:26 pm
by Tippin
lol
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:58 pm
by El_Ade
hahahahaha, Smooooooth
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:40 am
by Storm
I went into a local shop and this guy came up and said "Do you want decking?"
Luckily he was older and I got the first punch in....
Apparently I am now banned from the local Do It Yourself shops
(Hopefully this works in translation)
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:05 am
by Delvance
Hahaha
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:16 am
by Supplanter
Storm wrote:(Hopefully this works in translation)
Yes, it translates directly into Strayan.
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:28 pm
by Bennoz
G'daymate'owyagoin'
*one word, one sylable*
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:37 pm
by SchumieFan
fallyseekay?
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:33 pm
by Lawso
being a smartarse when drunk generally isn't a great idea...
got me laid once though, don't know how that happened...
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:34 am
by Storm
lawsochap wrote:being a smartarse when drunk generally isn't a great idea...
got me laid once though, don't know how that happened...
Got me laid lots of times, as well as getting me thumped on more than one occasion.
Not sure if on balance the getting laid outweighted the geting belted as it was a while ago and I was very... veeerryyy.. drunk
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:06 am
by SchumieFan
Storm wrote:lawsochap wrote:being a smartarse when drunk generally isn't a great idea...
got me laid once though, don't know how that happened...
Got me laid lots of times, as well as getting me thumped on more than one occasion.
Not sure if on balance the getting laid outweighted the geting belted as it was a while ago and I was very... veeerryyy.. drunk
....I've been spat at and slapped
and need in the nackers
But then I've got a few fucks as well
Do you f**k on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery....
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:24 am
by Lawso
who knew when she said
"f**k you ben" in a seriously pissed off drunk tone, followed by the response "yeah sure, only if you ask nicely" could end up being such win
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:59 am
by Bennoz
Up the bum, no babies ftw!
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:18 pm
by Lawso
ben
you are my hero
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:56 pm
by Supplanter
Bennoz wrote:Up the bum, no babies ftw!
How
is Kaz, by the way?
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:31 pm
by koolio1234
Supplanter wrote:Bennoz wrote:Up the bum, no babies ftw!
How
is Kaz, by the way?
Supp 4 prez
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:13 am
by Bennoz
Supplanter wrote:Bennoz wrote:Up the bum, no babies ftw!
How
is Kaz, by the way?
Baby free