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How can you put in over a100% at work?

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:48 pm
by aza013
THIS IS GREAT,
Here's a little something some one sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.
(It also made me LOL.) Remember, this is strictly a mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


:lol: :lol:

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:34 pm
by koolio1234
nice one aza, made me laugh :thumleft: :lol:

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:13 pm
by Supplanter
*goes to page 2598 of deleted emails*

Oh there it is, I knew I'd read that somewhere before :P

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:16 pm
by aza013
Supplanter wrote:*goes to page 2598 of deleted emails*

Oh there it is, I knew I'd read that somewhere before :P
hay it may be old but still good. :lol:

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:44 pm
by -Nighthawk-
OCAU I take it?

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 4:46 pm
by maggsy
haha that's awesome :D

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:06 pm
by Sophia
haha yep, made me LOL to :P
Especially considering so many of the people I work with give more then 100% haha