FTO AUSTRALIA

Two ladies came knocking on my door just now. They identified themselves as missionaries from the Church of Jesus Chris.
them "Do you believe in God?"
me"No"
them"Y not?"
me".........."
them"If you dont believe in God, then what is your purpose in life?"
me...in my mind, i was thinking about cars, and a few of my favourite hobbies...


LOL...how should i handle these people next time?
On second thought, they should be respected as they go door to door and outside was bloody windy/cold!

Just tell them " My purpose in life is to eat and drink all I can and have all the sex I can "
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hahaha.....really they sound really nice and im trying not to be rude or anything.

I had them at mine and they asked "Do you believe in God"
I replied "No"
Then they tried to give me a pamphlet about 2012 armagedon
Stating "I should turn to God to save my sole or I will perish in 2012".
I replied "Armagedon is an awsome movie isn't it".

PHIL069 wrote:I had them at mine and they asked "Do you believe in God"
I replied "No"
Then they tried to give me a pamphlet about 2012 armagedon
Stating "I should turn to God to save my sole or I will perish in 2012".
I replied "Armagedon is an awsome movie isn't it".

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... endar.html

You should shove that^ on their faces.

Tell 'em you're a homosexual and they f**k right off!

TRIED AND TESTED.

You guys need big, territorial dogs. That's all I'm gonna say.

All my visitors get 'screened' before I even leave my chair

Answering the door naked works for me.

Also effective ^^^

Except for when one of the girl scouts that's running away screaming turns back & winks at you.

zuihoujueding wrote:LOL...how should i handle these people next time?
On second thought, they should be respected as they go door to door and outside was bloody windy/cold!

Next time invite them in out of the wind/cold, offer them a cup of tea, sit and chat with them for a while, you will really enjoy yourself.

PHIL069 wrote:

zuihoujueding wrote:LOL...how should i handle these people next time?
On second thought, they should be respected as they go door to door and outside was bloody windy/cold!

Next time invite them in out of the wind/cold, offer them a cup of tea, sit and chat with them for a while, you will really enjoy yourself.

Yes.. enjoy..

Just set He-Man onto them!

Hey its me

Bennoz wrote:You guys need big, territorial dogs. That's all I'm gonna say.

All my visitors get 'screened' before I even leave my chair

they still don't know who i am...

lawso wrote:

Bennoz wrote:You guys need big, territorial dogs. That's all I'm gonna say.

All my visitors get 'screened' before I even leave my chair

they still don't know who i am...

Thats because of how f**king stupid they are