FTO AUSTRALIA

After a tin can on wheels as cheap and as crappy as possible. If anyone has a Mira or Charade or something it would be perfect. The simpler the better! Rego/pink slip preferred.

Lawso's Corolla?

Naaaaaaaaah

Charade? Just no.

And stop talking about fixing one with a busted head gasket. Say NO to busted old junk.

Isn't the Ford sh*t enough for you?

Ford isn't mine and that thing would drink more fuel than I do beer.. no thanks.

Just want a little shoe box on wheels. If you rip the back seats out of charades and miras and stuff you can fit engines and sh*t on the floor. Plus excuse to not drive people around.

Why don't you like charades Bennoz? Theyre pretty much the crappiest things on the road so dont have to care about them! I'd rather a two door mira though.

Found a barina listed as "free"

Because that's all they are worth

I know, it's great. Funnily enough, I have been given a free Barina before.. even came with a month's rego!

You should collect them, you would become 'free rich'.

Enquiring about one now... has 11 months rego and only asking $700

"Here is your 11 months rego, comes with a free barina!"

Get a bike.

Nah I'd kind of rather not die via some stupid driver sideswiping me.

Would rather slide a car into a tree or something..

Just pop a wheelie when a car gets a little too close to you.

Vectose wrote:Just pop a hip joint when a car gets hits you.

EFA

At least you'll do it in style.

Daniel2019 wrote:Why don't you like charades Bennoz? Theyre pretty much the crappiest things on the road so dont have to care about them!

Because step son no#1 brought one home once... with a blown head gasket. We fixed it. It was a c*nt. The minute it left the driveway it spun a big end.

I see..

But isn't that like telling Lawso not to buy another FTO? Wait..

On the contrary, there's heaps of them around with like four hundred zillion kms on them and still going. Same with the old square Mazda 2s.

Get an FTO.