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Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:06 pm**

The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:08 pm**

Nope - dead on both accounts

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:10 pm**

Spose I should have elaborated...

Difference between Guts, Balls & Bruised....

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:17 pm**

Bennoz wrote:Spose I should have elaborated...

Difference between Guts, Balls & Bruised....

or Dead!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:36 am**

LMAO

and how long do u intend to survive marrige ben?

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:51 am**

wild_flower wrote:LMAO

and how long do u intend to survive marrige ben?

LOL.... have successfully avoided it thus far!

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:44 am**

Gee and one wonders why

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:36 am**

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:03 pm**

Bennoz wrote:

LOL

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The difference between 'Guts' & 'Balls'

The difference between 'Guts' & 'Balls'