FTO AUSTRALIA

Posted: **Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:21 pm**

Done a few k's, genuine reason for sale...

This *ahem* female driver parked her car up a pole on tuesday morning in Auckland...

Poor poor little green recycle bin!...

and! if you thought the "for sale" bit was a joke... http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motor ... 487913.htm

Posted: **Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:25 pm**

Holy Crap.... what a mess... would make you want to cry just looking at it. What bloody speed was she doing anyway???

May have to drop the price a bit and edit the description, slight panel damage!!

Posted: **Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:26 pm**

thats the half-million dolla question

Posted: **Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:36 pm**

"Tonight on MOTORWAY, a raging bull doing pole dancing"

Posted: **Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:38 pm**

Haaahaahaa I just read the questions and answers on that sale. Some ppl are just cruel..... Maaaahaaahaaaa

Posted: **Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:39 pm**

as fuÃ§ked up as it looks. It will still probably sell for a hell-of-a lot.

Posted: **Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:13 pm**

I Thought lambos have engine at their back end. from the look of things seems like her back end is relatively ok, just the side has come off. Pretty sad sight though, i must admit.lol had to scroll down quickly, as i could not take it anymore

Posted: **Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:28 pm**

spare a moment for the driver, standing there feeling like the biggest moron alive, everyone watching, the news crews probably ariveing on mass.... then laugh your ass off

Posted: **Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:34 pm**

I'm sorry and this sounds really really bad... but I did have a bit of a giggle, nah f&^k it I actually laughted out loud... Wicked wicked woman!

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:11 am**

bit of spit and polish will work that out no probs

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:13 pm**

*Bennoz scratches his chin*

Hmmm V10... into V6 spot.... yeah.. she'll be right mate! Just gimmie a shoe horn

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:34 pm**

hate to blow yeah bubble ben... its a V12!

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:59 pm**

*Bennoz again scratches his chin*

Hmmm V12.... into V6 spot... yeah...she'll be right! Just gimmie a bigger show horn!

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:18 pm**

heheh i was going to burst you little bubble, but i thought you going to run me over ehehhehe

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:25 pm**

hahaha... u dont need a passenger seat right?

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:32 pm**

Quite right!!

Passenger seat can be transmission!

and I can blow bubbles on my own thanks guys

Just gimmie some beer and a block of Solvol to chew on!

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:33 pm**

OH f**k... i wouldnt blame him if that guy beat his wife/gf for crashing it!

Posted: **Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:21 am**

jonowong wrote:OH f***... i wouldnt blame him if that guy beat his wife/gf for crashing it!

wtf?! u men!

for all u no, she could of came home to him in bed with some otha bytch that wanted the car, so decided to trash it rather than let someone get their paws on it!

Posted: **Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:45 am**

hahhaah i've seen that happen on a news, one woman caught her hubby with her ex-best friend, so she action off his Porsche for $1 at eBay, the winner bid it cause he thought it would be a good joke to tell at the pub.

But did the winner get a nice suprise

Posted: **Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:24 am**

*mental note*
have to take ebay more seriously,
if at all possible!

heheheh

FTO AUSTRALIA

FOR SALE: CHEAP! 2002 Lambourghini Mercialago

FOR SALE: CHEAP! 2002 Lambourghini Mercialago