FTO AUSTRALIA

Posted: **Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:37 pm**

bout time u stiffs had some input.... u know the drill

Posted: **Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:37 pm**

"Ladies & Gentlemen, due to the over budget with our new commonwealth game swimming pool, we now have to move the soccer venue to our new state of the art stadium with free sun shade for the water boy"

Posted: **Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:47 pm**

Sydney FC have taken the "Mexican Wave" theme a bit to far in their new stadium.

Posted: **Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:55 pm**

"FIFA Has finally realised that it's fields should be just as queer as the people who play their game."

Hehehe, poke at all the soccer players out there.

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:44 am**

^ lol. I like.

"England's excuses as to why they couldn't win a World Cup were getting more far fetched every year."

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:45 am**

After many years of trying to unsuccessfully communicate with the humans, the high councillor of the combined federation decided to trash the whole crop circles thing and go for something a little left field....

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:27 am**

BuCkEt wrote:"FIFA Has finally realised that it's fields should be just as queer as the people who play their game."

Hehehe, poke at all the soccer players out there.

ohhhhh shtop it shweetie

keep em commin guys... i know pete is

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:39 pm**

ALCOHOL. Some people get the midnight munchies. and others.....

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:43 pm**

"FIFA's newly hired painters Pete & Mike said they enjoyed the smell of the paint"

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:57 pm**

Bennoz wrote:"FIFA's newly hired finger painter Mike said he enjoyed the smell of the 'paint'"

Fixed.

*vomit*

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:58 pm**

FIFA have just opened the new Womens Only football grounds... As you can see it has curves in all the right places!

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:00 pm**

"New pitch found after reviews of the Garman stadiums were found to be 'unsafe'"

Australia odds of winning a game in the world cup has gone from 1 000 000 to 1 to 999 999 to 1.

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:09 pm**

BuCkEt wrote:
Bennoz wrote:"FIFA's newly hired finger painter Mike said he enjoyed the smell of the 'paint'"
Fixed.

*vomit*

yeah pete doesnt sniff paint, he uses it as lube

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:12 pm**

New Zealand unveils their secret weapon in trying to qualify for the 2010 World Cup.

It is hoped that this should prove to be a significant home ground advantage.

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:17 pm**

kazbah wrote:FIFA have just opened the new Womens Only football grounds... As you can see it has curves in all the right places!

But the brushes aren't ahhahahaah

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:18 pm**

"Take that, Google Earth!"

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:19 pm**

mrx wrote:New Zealand unveils their secret weapon in trying to qualify for the 2010 World Cup.

It is hoped that this should prove to be a significant home ground advantage.

Negative, there aren't any sheep in the picture so it can't be NZ.

Oh wait, Schumie chased them all off!

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:59 pm**

BuCkEt wrote:
mrx wrote:New Zealand unveils their secret weapon in trying to qualify for the 2010 World Cup.

It is hoped that this should prove to be a significant home ground advantage.
Negative, there aren't any sheep in the picture so it can't be NZ.

Oh wait, Schumie chased them all off!

He's in the corner with one under each arm... a true kiwi playboy

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:10 pm**

id rather be a sheep shagger than a kangarooter... THEY KICK!

besides.... theres wayyyyyyyyy more sheep in aus than in nz... u guys needa find sumthin else to hasstle us about... that wasnt an invite

Posted: **Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:14 pm**

SchumieFan wrote:id rather be a sheep shagger than a kangarooter... THEY KICK!

They spit too... dirty buggers!

FTO AUSTRALIA

Caption Comp 22/1/06

Caption Comp 22/1/06

Crop Circles