FTO AUSTRALIA

Hi Guys (and girls if there are any around)

Just visiting from FTOOC UK

I'm going to a weekend camp meet and the theme is 'Australian'
Any suggestions what that could possibly entail????

Brush your teeth?

Ah, i'm horrible! Sorry.

I'd be heaps tounge in cheek, so, like a prison outfit with fake cuffs on your hands! That'd be gold.

Or alternativly you could go as a native, whip the old shoe polish out for the face and take a tin with "petrol" written on it to sniff out of.

Again, that's pretty cruel, but hey, it's comedy baby

Beer, an Akubra hat and some Stubby shorts.

Oh and it is true kangaroos' are a common household pet here.

A furry dingo toy with a cabbage patch doll in its mouth?

Dress up as a ferett with extra big eyebrows and you could be the PM......

VB shirt! and a VB can... u gotta smoke winfield blues and call yourself gazza, wazza, etc etc

u gotta talk like chopper aswell "f**king struth mate" "bloody f**king nevile bartos" or my neighbour
"struth woman"
"fair crack of the whip mate"
when you see a fine looking lady u gotta say "THATS A NICE LOOKING SHELIA AYE?"
and then your other bogan friend will be like "i think i can give that a go"
you say "GO SON! YA BLOODY LEGEND"

oh yeh i forgot the flannel u gotta wear that and the boots with dust and white paint on them... so you look like you just finished working hard labour job

and if u have the time... grow a mullet!

You can't get more aussie then Chopper



Don't forget to use this line when you see some nice "set"

"Crikey have a look at these beauty mate"

or if you with a chick already

"Oooi SHELIA, pass me a VB"

jonowong wrote:VB shirt! and a VB can... u gotta smoke winfield blues and call yourself gazza, wazza, etc etc

or tommo, robbo, jonno, jacko
pretty much just add an o onto peoples names and 'you'll be right mate'

wear some pluggers, preferably XXXX pluggers, they are gold

drive a ute with a dog in the front, shelia in the back(or is it the other way round im not sure ) and a carton of piss already open beside ya and you'll be fine

don a australian league shirt and then tell everybody you were born in new zealand

FTO338 wrote:You can't get more aussie then Chopper

Nup I'm sorry no aussie wear's his pant's that high.

Unless your 60 or over, then it's ok Harry Highpants.

dare you to tell him that

Did someone say Chopper!?!

cool! I particularly like the PM ferret idea

I know I am gonna regret this but ....
Whats a VB?
ditto pluggers?

btw I am a shiela

VB = Vic Bitter (beer)

pluggers = rubber thongs, of the footwear variety

Just run around yelling that a dingo took your baby..

Go to the pub and sleep with the fattest chick you can find once you're maggoted. Enough said!

Go to the pub and sleep with the fattest chick you can find once you're maggoted. Enough said!

Gigi wrote: cool! I particularly like the PM ferret idea

I know I am gonna regret this but ....
Whats a VB?
ditto pluggers?

btw I am a shiela[/

Go to the pub and sleep with the fattest chick you can find once you're maggoted. Enough said!

Gigi wrote: cool! I particularly like the PM ferret idea

I know I am gonna regret this but ....
Whats a VB?
ditto pluggers?

btw I am a shiela[/

What passes for music down under?

music? - THE HOFF!

Yeah!

SchumieFan wrote:music? - THE HOFF!

This is a wind up right?

What is this with The Hoff? Fixation? Obsession? Music?????
Ok so where do I find the tracks
Think I should stick to "I come from a land down under ...where women ............"