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kazbah
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by kazbah » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:19 am
Would be a bitch picking the little white bits off your dick thou!!!
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khunjeng
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by khunjeng » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:29 am
hmmm
not if its lubed up enough - that will do the trick
Bennoz
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by Bennoz » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:56 am
LOL "Facelift" series dick
SILVERFISH
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by SILVERFISH » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:18 pm
Bennoz wrote: LOL I could make a few FTO contraceptives with stickers... Would be 'ribbed for her pleasure'
that'd put the "O" in FTO
"FTOoooaaahhhhhhh myyyy gooooooodddddddd"
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ANBU_fto
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by ANBU_fto » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:29 pm
OMG!!!
i havent been on the forums for a few weeks now, due to sickness... i come back and its like a bloody dating service!!!!!
what you guys trying doing to the bloody forum!!!!
0.o
...groOl...
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kazbah
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by kazbah » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:30 pm
Marketing opportunity anyone, condoms with different model cars on them
Holden - strong for "holdin' on"
Land Cruiser - for "playin' in the mud"
Mini - for those less endowed fellows
Ford - cos you couldnt af-ford the good brands
FTO - fill the opening
Ahhh I could go on all day
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ANBU_fto
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by ANBU_fto » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:35 pm
oh and btw
WELCOME TO THE CLUB NIKKI!
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SILVERFISH
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by SILVERFISH » Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:38 pm
ANBU_fto wrote: what you guys trying doing to the bloody forum!!
don't blame me... the prez & secretary are in on it too!!!
and kaz.... you think about condoms waaaaaay too much
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kazbah
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by kazbah » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:07 pm
Just thinking marketing strategies
And we'll need models, any volunteers?? I'll have to check suitability for the job too
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Bennoz
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by Bennoz » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:10 pm
The 'Land Cruiser' worries me lol
FTO338
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by FTO338 » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:15 pm
Kaz you know the Mini will never sell, no one will admit to it
FTO Australia Dating Service is now offical.
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SILVERFISH
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by SILVERFISH » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:17 pm
kazbah wrote: And we'll need models, any volunteers?? I'll have to check suitability for the job too
always happy to volunteer my services
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kazbah
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by kazbah » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:45 pm
How far off topic has this gotten
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by SILVERFISH » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:51 pm
hijacked and flown to mexico!!!!
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sublime19
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by sublime19 » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:09 pm
Bennoz wrote: LOL I could make a few FTO contraceptives with stickers... Would be 'ribbed for her pleasure'
Chuck norris wears Ribbed condoms inside out, so HE gets all the pleasure
I have to work - People on the dole depend on me. Bennoz wrote: Meet Subby. The class leader & originator of post whoring... Although most of Subbys posts have 'content'
Bennoz wrote: They especially hate bonnets, they frisbee across the road & behead a pedestrian.
Bennoz
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by Bennoz » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:11 pm
sublime19 wrote: Bennoz wrote: LOL I could make a few FTO contraceptives with stickers... Would be 'ribbed for her pleasure'
Chuck norris wears Ribbed condoms inside out, so HE gets all the pleasure
LOL Chuck Norris doesnt need condoms... she just DOESN'T get pregant
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by Supplanter » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:09 pm
The FTO Australia Forums: Where every thread ends up being about the Chuck
LED ALL the things.
mell
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by mell » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:56 am
hmmmmm.....
so this wats been going on while i havent been visiting...
lol down boys....
i think the site u were all ment to click on was adult....no hang on
yeah gaymatchmaker.com.au
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by Nacho » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:06 pm
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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by Bennoz » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:39 pm