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My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic

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So, I have returned after a long journey of self-realisation and inner peace.

A breakup does many a harsh thing to a man, so I had to choose a way to overcome my issues.
My method for overcoming these issues came in the way of the discovery of my new mistress; Kandi.

She's an exotic dancer from Atlanta, and I met her on a dull day in my local Hungry Jack's carpark. She was in a terrible state. Hair disheveled, clothes soaked in mud, looked like she hadn't had a bath in a long while. I decided that I would be a generous and giving citizen, and help her out. Any girl deserves a second chance at life, and Kandi was no exception!
After taking her home, I showered her, cleaned her clothes, and did her hair; basically gave her a makeover. She was beautiful; a true expression of beauty. I'm a happy man now. She asked me to take pictures of her like one of my french girls, so I did. Here they are, all for your viewing pleasure.

DISCLAIMER: Intoxication may have applied throughout this entire period.

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Omg lol her tits are so hot they melted.
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Shhtuart wrote:Omg lol her tits are so hot they melted.
I'm really terrible at crafting nipples.
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LOL WTF Jack. :lol:
Shhtuart wrote:Omg lol her tits are so hot they melted.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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You're a fuckin' weird c**t aye :lol:
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Sahin wrote:You're a fuckin' weird c**t aye :lol:
You're lucky you don't live in the same state as him. :lol:
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Sahin wrote:You're a fuckin' weird c**t aye :lol:
How many times does this photo have to be used tonight? :lol:

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It's getting old man, it's getting old. You need to find a new one!
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ObsidianRadio wrote:
Shhtuart wrote:Omg lol her tits are so hot they melted.
I'm really terrible at crafting nipples.
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Technikhaus wrote:What is in said Bens big penis by the way?
A whoooole lot 'o jism 8)
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What the flying f**k.
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Astron_Boy wrote:What the flying f**k.
This is the subsection of FTOAu reality devoted to Jack's brain.
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bjk wrote:
Astron_Boy wrote:What the flying f**k.
This is the subsection of FTOAu reality devoted to Jack's brain.
I'm just glad I don't live in the same state.
I genuinely just rugged up 3 layers, and it's not because of the weather.
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This c**nts offtap :lol:
Because nothing is faster than a p plater in a commodore.....
except maybe a p plater on a unicorn
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f**k.............................................

I'm speechless
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Astron_Boy wrote:
bjk wrote:
Astron_Boy wrote:What the flying f**k.
This is the subsection of FTOAu reality devoted to Jack's brain.
I'm just glad I don't live in the same state.
I genuinely just rugged up 3 layers, and it's not because of the weather.
Were the three layers over your eyes?
kiz wrote:f**k.............................................

I'm speechless
I anticipated it would be fair bad.

To be honest, the condition of the face was pretty deceiving.
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She's hot man...

I have a Barbie too :D
My mum asked me what I wanted for Xmas a few years ago and jokingly I said a Barbie doll.
Guess what I got for Xmas that year?
My mum is a dress maker and the following year she made my Barbie a black lace dress and sexy black underwear.

The next SA cruise our Barbies should get together for a sexy photoshoot :twisted:
mikeey01nzl wrote:Hats off to you too Phil for spending so much time on the phone trying to help someone out, your a top man and only a few would've spent so much time. well done! :salut:
Daniel2019 wrote:Come on phil, we bonded at the bonfire, lets be honest here...me and phil are besties now... :lol:
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PHIL069 wrote:The next SA cruise our Barbies should get together for a sexy photoshoot :twisted:
I... you...

Get out. :lol:

DANIEL, TAKE HIM BACK, HE'S CRAZY.
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bjk wrote:DANIEL, TAKE HIM BACK, HE'S CRAZY.
:(
mikeey01nzl wrote:Hats off to you too Phil for spending so much time on the phone trying to help someone out, your a top man and only a few would've spent so much time. well done! :salut:
Daniel2019 wrote:Come on phil, we bonded at the bonfire, lets be honest here...me and phil are besties now... :lol:
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PHIL069 wrote:
bjk wrote:DANIEL, TAKE HIM BACK, HE'S CRAZY.
:(
Hey, you brought this on your own head, mister!
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bjk wrote:
PHIL069 wrote:
bjk wrote:DANIEL, TAKE HIM BACK, HE'S CRAZY.
:(
Hey, you brought this on your own head, mister!
:cry:
mikeey01nzl wrote:Hats off to you too Phil for spending so much time on the phone trying to help someone out, your a top man and only a few would've spent so much time. well done! :salut:
Daniel2019 wrote:Come on phil, we bonded at the bonfire, lets be honest here...me and phil are besties now... :lol:
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