My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
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My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
So, I have returned after a long journey of self-realisation and inner peace.
A breakup does many a harsh thing to a man, so I had to choose a way to overcome my issues.
My method for overcoming these issues came in the way of the discovery of my new mistress; Kandi.
She's an exotic dancer from Atlanta, and I met her on a dull day in my local Hungry Jack's carpark. She was in a terrible state. Hair disheveled, clothes soaked in mud, looked like she hadn't had a bath in a long while. I decided that I would be a generous and giving citizen, and help her out. Any girl deserves a second chance at life, and Kandi was no exception!
After taking her home, I showered her, cleaned her clothes, and did her hair; basically gave her a makeover. She was beautiful; a true expression of beauty. I'm a happy man now. She asked me to take pictures of her like one of my french girls, so I did. Here they are, all for your viewing pleasure.
DISCLAIMER: Intoxication may have applied throughout this entire period.
A breakup does many a harsh thing to a man, so I had to choose a way to overcome my issues.
My method for overcoming these issues came in the way of the discovery of my new mistress; Kandi.
She's an exotic dancer from Atlanta, and I met her on a dull day in my local Hungry Jack's carpark. She was in a terrible state. Hair disheveled, clothes soaked in mud, looked like she hadn't had a bath in a long while. I decided that I would be a generous and giving citizen, and help her out. Any girl deserves a second chance at life, and Kandi was no exception!
After taking her home, I showered her, cleaned her clothes, and did her hair; basically gave her a makeover. She was beautiful; a true expression of beauty. I'm a happy man now. She asked me to take pictures of her like one of my french girls, so I did. Here they are, all for your viewing pleasure.
DISCLAIMER: Intoxication may have applied throughout this entire period.
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
Omg lol her tits are so hot they melted.
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I'm really terrible at crafting nipples.Shhtuart wrote:Omg lol her tits are so hot they melted.
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
LOL WTF Jack.
Shhtuart wrote:Omg lol her tits are so hot they melted.
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
You're a fuckin' weird c**t aye
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You're lucky you don't live in the same state as him.Sahin wrote:You're a fuckin' weird c**t aye
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
How many times does this photo have to be used tonight?Sahin wrote:You're a fuckin' weird c**t aye
Bennoz wrote:A whoooole lot 'o jismTechnikhaus wrote:What is in said Bens big penis by the way?
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
It's getting old man, it's getting old. You need to find a new one!
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
ObsidianRadio wrote:I'm really terrible at crafting nipples.Shhtuart wrote:Omg lol her tits are so hot they melted.
Bennoz wrote:A whoooole lot 'o jismTechnikhaus wrote:What is in said Bens big penis by the way?
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
What the flying f**k.
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This is the subsection of FTOAu reality devoted to Jack's brain.Astron_Boy wrote:What the flying f**k.
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
I'm just glad I don't live in the same state.bjk wrote:This is the subsection of FTOAu reality devoted to Jack's brain.Astron_Boy wrote:What the flying f**k.
I genuinely just rugged up 3 layers, and it's not because of the weather.
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
This c**nts offtap
Because nothing is faster than a p plater in a commodore.....
except maybe a p plater on a unicorn
except maybe a p plater on a unicorn
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
f**k.............................................
I'm speechless
I'm speechless
There are two types of people on forums; those that give helpful advice, and the others
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
Were the three layers over your eyes?Astron_Boy wrote:I'm just glad I don't live in the same state.bjk wrote:This is the subsection of FTOAu reality devoted to Jack's brain.Astron_Boy wrote:What the flying f**k.
I genuinely just rugged up 3 layers, and it's not because of the weather.
I anticipated it would be fair bad.kiz wrote:f**k.............................................
I'm speechless
To be honest, the condition of the face was pretty deceiving.
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
She's hot man...
I have a Barbie too
My mum asked me what I wanted for Xmas a few years ago and jokingly I said a Barbie doll.
Guess what I got for Xmas that year?
My mum is a dress maker and the following year she made my Barbie a black lace dress and sexy black underwear.
The next SA cruise our Barbies should get together for a sexy photoshoot
I have a Barbie too
My mum asked me what I wanted for Xmas a few years ago and jokingly I said a Barbie doll.
Guess what I got for Xmas that year?
My mum is a dress maker and the following year she made my Barbie a black lace dress and sexy black underwear.
The next SA cruise our Barbies should get together for a sexy photoshoot
mikeey01nzl wrote:Hats off to you too Phil for spending so much time on the phone trying to help someone out, your a top man and only a few would've spent so much time. well done!
Daniel2019 wrote:Come on phil, we bonded at the bonfire, lets be honest here...me and phil are besties now...
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
I... you...PHIL069 wrote:The next SA cruise our Barbies should get together for a sexy photoshoot
Get out.
DANIEL, TAKE HIM BACK, HE'S CRAZY.
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Re: My New Mistress: Kandi. WARNING: Graphic
bjk wrote:DANIEL, TAKE HIM BACK, HE'S CRAZY.
mikeey01nzl wrote:Hats off to you too Phil for spending so much time on the phone trying to help someone out, your a top man and only a few would've spent so much time. well done!
Daniel2019 wrote:Come on phil, we bonded at the bonfire, lets be honest here...me and phil are besties now...
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Hey, you brought this on your own head, mister!PHIL069 wrote:bjk wrote:DANIEL, TAKE HIM BACK, HE'S CRAZY.
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bjk wrote:Hey, you brought this on your own head, mister!PHIL069 wrote:bjk wrote:DANIEL, TAKE HIM BACK, HE'S CRAZY.
mikeey01nzl wrote:Hats off to you too Phil for spending so much time on the phone trying to help someone out, your a top man and only a few would've spent so much time. well done!
Daniel2019 wrote:Come on phil, we bonded at the bonfire, lets be honest here...me and phil are besties now...