Santa you can suck on my balls! I don't actually have any porn on me but I'd be happy to share some Ptorn as an alternative!
Anyway Meng story behind Ptorn:
We were allowed to draw on the tablecloths with textas so when Gav wrote: Tell Us The Story.........I managed to convert it to Sell Us The Ptorn....... forgot the T was there.
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
ROFL! Theres nothing else on your mind besides from ftos and ladies ey.. hahahahahhahaha man your a pissa! One of these days youve gotta hit the clubs with me and ill show ya how its done!! oh and see if you can live up to all these stories ive been hearing.. hehehhe
SH*T SH#T SH%T and SH@#%*T It must have something to do with you Kevin If you're there something FU*#S UP and I don't make it. Sorry I missed it but I crashed the computer just before the details were finalised so had no idea of times or locals SH*T SH#T so on and so on
msbchi wrote:SH*T SH#T SH%T and SH@#%*T It must have something to do with you Kevin If you're there something FU*#S UP and I don't make it. Sorry I missed it but I crashed the computer just before the details were finalised so had no idea of times or locals SH*T SH#T so on and so on
Bro should of just call us, its way faster heehe
m3nG wrote:ROFL! Theres nothing else on your mind besides from ftos and ladies ey.. hahahahahhahaha man your a pissa!
He actually did piss at outside of my place...
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Yo Joel,.. Im all over the place, usually always up in the city.. ! Heading up to vatican tommorow night for xmas eve, so if youve nothing planned come along.. or anyone else for that matter..
Btw back on that topic of ptorn.. i picked up the seat cover off max yesterday (btw thanks again max your a legend!) and started installin them, got the back seats done yesterday, and this morning went to start the fronts.. and guess what!!! i found a whole collection of porno mags inside the seat covers where they zip up! ROFL! now who the hell would leave that in sucha place? hahaha havin a pull on the go? LOL
Yeah right!!! Hello information, could you please connect me with FTO338> No, how about a Silverfish? Sorry no silverfish! Got any Nacho's? No I don't want a Mex resteraunt! I said MXYSXY? Any Sxyfto's in there. You gotta have at least one M3NG or a Supplanter? Not even a Khunjeng? what kinda phone service is this
msbchi wrote:Bro should of just call us, its way faster heehe
Yeah right!!! Hello information, could you please connect me with FTO338> No, how about a Silverfish? Sorry no silverfish! Got any Nacho's? No I don't want a Mex resteraunt! I said MXYSXY? Any Sxyfto's in there. You gotta have at least one M3NG or a Supplanter? Not even a Khunjeng? what kinda phone service is this
LOL!!!! I like how all the names have been placed together nicely... dont worry mschi i missed out as well only got there in time before everyone left.. and spent about an hour trying to locate them.. theres always next time, sometime in Jan maybe? Chris?
I'm just technically (not techniquely) challenged that's all' Gave up on the mobile phone, something about a PUK No whatever thar is and then crashed this thing OH well that's life
msbchi wrote:Bro should of just call us, its way faster heehe
Yeah right!!! Hello information, could you please connect me with FTO338> No, how about a Silverfish? Sorry no silverfish! Got any Nacho's? No I don't want a Mex resteraunt! I said MXYSXY? Any Sxyfto's in there. You gotta have at least one M3NG or a Supplanter? Not even a Khunjeng? what kinda phone service is this
I thought i gave you my number before? Anyway next time u just call up 12456 and ask for "Need a piss" and you should get Nacho's number [/quote]
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you guys crack me up .... we should do a nightclub cruise ... just do drive by all the clubs in melbourne .... who knows you guys might get lucky with some of those girls waiting in the nightclub ques ... just offer free foot rubs ... as most of them will be wearing high heels ... easy targets as you have no idea how soor you feet get standing in ques ...