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Heres another bodgy add

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How many mistakes can you pick up.......


http://cgi.ebay.com.au/1995-Mitsubishi- ... dZViewItem

Heres a couple for starters...

- Aero didnt come out till 97/98
- Running a GPX CPU on a GR. Correct me if im wrong, but I dont think that would fly would it???
- Post anywhere in sydney. Would it fit in a Post box. Im thinking maybe not.
- It has 'Passanger airbags'. Im wondering what this is exactly
- Drivers airbag must be hidden pretty well in the after market sports wheel
- Side Airbags - must have fitted aftermarket ones as this is why the FTO was discontinued.
- Electronic Stability Program (ESP). Was this even in existance in 1995???

OK, had my rant now, feeling much better :D
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    :lol:
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    Post by MissxFTO »

    god old drivers get super super excited when trying to sell a car rofl..
    i think you spotted all the mistakes!!

    haha what a tosser.

    i want his computer :(
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    Post by mr-charisma »

    Got another mistake for you;

    Will arrange for local pickup only (no postage).
    then;
    LOCAL PICK UP or I'LL POST it anywhere in SYDNEY

    The rest of the ad is absolute gold. I will have to copy it word for word when I sell my car :P Laughed my ass off!
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    i wouldn't mined taking the e-manger :P
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    u missed "limited edition ralliart"
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    holy hell! death by gauges!
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    Ralliart

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    Did he manage to sneak a reference to ralliart into it.....

    That would make it a clean sweep 8O.
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      Correct me if I'm wrong, and that is possible as I dont have a sunroof.
      The add says he has a sunroof, but the photo's dont seem to show it.

      I thought the models with sunroofs didnt have the groove down the middle of the roof which this one clearly has...
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      Sparhawk wrote:Correct me if I'm wrong, and that is possible as I dont have a sunroof.
      The add says he has a sunroof, but the photo's dont seem to show it.

      I thought the models with sunroofs didnt have the groove down the middle of the roof which this one clearly has...
      yeah i got a sun roof and no groove down the middle.
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      SchumieFan wrote:holy hell! death by gauges!
      lol glad im not the only one who thinks that
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      Post by FtoSam »

      Dammit guys... :cry: :cry:


      I have just as many.... (soon adding another two)


      im guage crazy.... lol

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      FtoSam wrote:Dammit guys... :cry: :cry:

      I have just as many.... (soon adding another two)

      im guage crazy.... lol
      lol there there sam
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      Definitely no groove in the roof if you have a sunroof.
      LED ALL the things.
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      rofl @ sam...
      you need a guage to tell the temp of your ass as well?
      :oops: sorry *dashes away out of sight*
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      he needs a gauge to tell him when hes been looking at the gauges too long and hes about to smash into a tree!
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      a gauge to tell u, you have too many gauges!

      hahah aww poor sam.
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      :lol: how about one of these

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      LOL! i like that.
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