I married my FTO

Ferrus · Post by **Ferrus** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:38 am

With all the recent horror stories i heard from my friends about their failed relationships close to their marriage, I thought to myself "If i had a car and sink money into it, at least it still belongs to me and won't run off with another guy/car.." and so i bought myself an FTO. 1994 GR. I must say i am in love with her (I am a guy) and can't seem to stop thinking of driving her all over the place.

I am new to this whole car thingy, and my friends have to explain to me the functions of the engine and everything else but i am sure me and Azalea (my car and the name of a flower found in most northern hemisphere and extending into the southern hemisphere in southeast asia and northern Australia, got to love google) will get along just fine. At least she won't ask me where i have been late at nite becuz its 100% sure she is with me at the time.

yano · Post by **yano** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:51 am

HAHAHA, wttc mate. Hope your newfound relationship is a pleasent one.... Hope you fto puts out too

KJ_bob · Post by **KJ_bob** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:47 pm

At least if she starts goin down hill you get to pick where the botox is going

Post by **BorepYano** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:18 pm

ok, first of all what the &*^% you wierdo? with that said you'll fit right in here. not many ppl in this club would be considered medically sane and socially excepted. lol
WTTC mate, go along to one of the club outtings, you'll meet some members, can't garentee you'll like them though, something about most vic members liking boys and all (just an on going interstate rivalry, all in good fun

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Grue · Post by **Grue** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:11 pm

Ha! It's much more fun spending your $ on a car too. I'm with ya there... Right up until you work out that your FTO is only 14

Post by **I8A4RE** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:21 pm

Pretty sure this is the thread for you

http://www.ftoaustralia.com/modules.php ... ic&t=14658

Ferrus · Post by **Ferrus** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:13 pm

Oh snap! your right, she's only 14.... hmmm i can wait 4 more yrs, just have to randomly pass the time with female humans behind her back. And BorepYano, if liking boys is a sin, then the entire AFL is a bit queer. Like slapping one another on the ass supposedly aint homo, but the grins and lovey dovey eyes they give each other after a job well done is very suspicious...

And I8A4RE... wth?? Good thing the link to the image is broken so that i can't see what the hell is going on. I can guess from the succeeding posts though..

Post by **BorepYano** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:27 pm

Ferrus wrote:Oh snap! your right, she's only 14.... hmmm i can wait 4 more yrs, just have to randomly pass the time with female humans behind her back....

only have to wait 2 yrs actually (16 is the magical number). ain't that right simon? lol

(:( there's no sheep emotion thingo here)

haha and well said about the Aust Fairy's League

Post by **I8A4RE** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:31 pm

BorepYano wrote:
Ferrus wrote:Oh snap! your right, she's only 14.... hmmm i can wait 4 more yrs, just have to randomly pass the time with female humans behind her back....
only have to wait 2 yrs actually (16 is the magical number). ain't that right simon? lol (:( there's no sheep emotion thingo here)

haha and well said about the Aust Fairy's League

what are you talking about idiot....... theres no age restrictions on sheep

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:26 pm

cool... a new vic member!

ha ha... yeah, you're a strange unit... you'll fit right in with the rest of us

nice timing, there's a Great Ocean Road cruise on this saturday.
just click on my signature below for the details

cheers,
gav

Ferrus · Post by **Ferrus** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:01 pm

i would attend the cruise bar the fact i blew all my money on purchasing the car, have no job and therefore searching for one so that i can drive around like i have somewhere to go but don't. I really shouldnt use uni as an excuse not to get a job early in the yr...

I can attend the pizza nite though as scarily enough i am like a 6 mins drive away at least..

SILVERFISH · Post by **SILVERFISH** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 9:45 pm

Ferrus wrote:I can attend the pizza nite though as scarily enough i am like a 6 mins drive away at least..

cool... i'm tryin to keep the meets more budget friendly
to give more people a chance to rock up.

i just wanted to get a decent cruise along the great ocean road
before the weather warmed up and all the tourist traffic slows it down to a crawl!

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:34 am

I8A4RE wrote:
BorepYano wrote:
Ferrus wrote:Oh snap! your right, she's only 14.... hmmm i can wait 4 more yrs, just have to randomly pass the time with female humans behind her back....
only have to wait 2 yrs actually (16 is the magical number). ain't that right simon? lol (:( there's no sheep emotion thingo here)

haha and well said about the Aust Fairy's League
what are you talking about idiot....... theres no age restrictions on sheep

LOL fkn owned

Post by **vipfto** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:24 pm

sublime19 wrote:
I8A4RE wrote:
BorepYano wrote:
Ferrus wrote:Oh snap! your right, she's only 14.... hmmm i can wait 4 more yrs, just have to randomly pass the time with female humans behind her back....
only have to wait 2 yrs actually (16 is the magical number). ain't that right simon? lol (:( there's no sheep emotion thingo here)

haha and well said about the Aust Fairy's League
what are you talking about idiot....... theres no age restrictions on sheep
LOL fkn owned

hey dont knock the sheep until ya tried em

and yeah WTTC ferrus

Post by **I8A4RE** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:36 pm

I cant believe aussie prefer kangaroo's too sheep. It must be because the roos put up a fight and they love it rough

Post by **vipfto** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:41 pm

I8A4RE wrote:I cant believe aussie prefer kangaroo's too sheep. It must be because the roos put up a fight and they love it rough

ha ha simon yeah theyalways take the hard way.... justa pair of the old velcro gloves and some studded boots and its all go

none of this fighting crap to geta shag

Post by **I8A4RE** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:48 pm

vipfto wrote:
I8A4RE wrote:I cant believe aussie prefer kangaroo's too sheep. It must be because the roos put up a fight and they love it rough
ha ha simon yeah theyalways take the hard way.... justa pair of the old velcro gloves and some studded boots and its all go none of this fighting crap to geta shag

yeah i like the submissive types......im just way too lazy

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:56 pm

my god the next thing u p00fs will be talking about will be horse and elephant "dongs"!

Post by **I8A4RE** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:05 pm

Yeah dont worry mate we were gonna get your advice as soon as we start talking about it... you being the expert and all

yano · Post by **yano** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:28 pm

I8A4RE wrote:Yeah dont worry mate we were gonna get your advice as soon as we start talking about it... you being the expert and all

pahahaahah