things that I should not do!

Post by **aza013** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:46 pm

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.

She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.

I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch
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Apparently I'm not welcome back at KFC any more

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J · Post by J » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:48 pm

bahaha awesome, made my night

Post by **vipfto** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:55 pm

awesome

koolio1234 · Post by **koolio1234** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:23 pm

Tippin · Post by **Tippin** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:26 pm

El_Ade · Post by **El_Ade** » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:58 pm

hahahahaha, Smooooooth

Storm · Post by **Storm** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:40 am

I went into a local shop and this guy came up and said "Do you want decking?"

Luckily he was older and I got the first punch in....

Apparently I am now banned from the local Do It Yourself shops

(Hopefully this works in translation)

Delvance · Post by **Delvance** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:05 am

Hahaha

Post by **Supplanter** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:16 am

Storm wrote:(Hopefully this works in translation)

Yes, it translates directly into Strayan.

Post by **Bennoz** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:28 pm

G'daymate'owyagoin'

*one word, one sylable*

SchumieFan · Post by **SchumieFan** » Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:37 pm

fallyseekay?

Website · Post by **Lawso** » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:33 pm

being a smartarse when drunk generally isn't a great idea...

got me laid once though, don't know how that happened...

Storm · Post by **Storm** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:34 am

lawsochap wrote:being a smartarse when drunk generally isn't a great idea...

got me laid once though, don't know how that happened...

Got me laid lots of times, as well as getting me thumped on more than one occasion.

Not sure if on balance the getting laid outweighted the geting belted as it was a while ago and I was very... veeerryyy.. drunk

SchumieFan · Post by **SchumieFan** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:06 am

Storm wrote:
lawsochap wrote:being a smartarse when drunk generally isn't a great idea...

got me laid once though, don't know how that happened...
Got me laid lots of times, as well as getting me thumped on more than one occasion.

Not sure if on balance the getting laid outweighted the geting belted as it was a while ago and I was very... veeerryyy.. drunk

....I've been spat at and slapped
and need in the nackers
But then I've got a few fucks as well

Do you f**k on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery....

Website · Post by **Lawso** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:24 am

who knew when she said

"f**k you ben" in a seriously pissed off drunk tone, followed by the response "yeah sure, only if you ask nicely" could end up being such win

Post by **Bennoz** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:59 am

Up the bum, no babies ftw!

Website · Post by **Lawso** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:18 pm

ben

you are my hero

Post by **Supplanter** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:56 pm

Bennoz wrote:Up the bum, no babies ftw!

How is Kaz, by the way?

koolio1234 · Post by **koolio1234** » Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:31 pm

Supplanter wrote:
Bennoz wrote:Up the bum, no babies ftw!
How is Kaz, by the way?

Supp 4 prez

Post by **Bennoz** » Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:13 am

Supplanter wrote:
Bennoz wrote:Up the bum, no babies ftw!
How is Kaz, by the way?

Baby free