Hate inconsiderate people!

[zuihoujueding]

Nearly crashed into a female cyclist along oxford street when she decided to beat the red light. Yes, shes very pretty, but that hell still have an allocation for her. How am i going to wipe the blood off my white car! #$%^&

Then some stupid Subaru Forester decided to park on my office parking lot. I wish him hell!!!!

[sublime19]

I don't know what's more disturbing - The fact that you didn't nudge her with your car, then have your way with her in a public display of affection -or- the fact that you're more worried about the blood on your car than the life of the cyclist

[Astron_Boy]

the fact that you're more worried about the blood on your car than the life of the cyclist

Cyclists aren't people,
They're demon spawn.

They can always expect a blasting from me when they've been holding people up in 1 lane that I'm in; upon passing them.

[Bennoz]

Cyclists aren't people,
They're demon spawn.

F*cking LOL!

[Slinky-minky]

Cyclists make excellent bonnet ornaments....

Sublime- I'm sure she'll bounce.....although she might not be keen on him giving CPR while she's conscious

[BorepYano]

I don't know what's more disturbing - The fact that you didn't nudge her with your car, then have your way with her in a public display of affection -or- the fact that you're more worried about the blood on your car than the life of the cyclist

I think subbie has been watching too many of those movies

I wish I was talking about porn, but I'm afraid being subbie, it's probably chick flicks...

[sublime19]

Better than *~delightful!~* date-rape movies you love so much

[SG]

the fact that you're more worried about the blood on your car than the life of the cyclist

Cyclists aren't people,
They're demon spawn.

They can always expect a blasting from me when they've been holding people up in 1 lane that I'm in; upon passing them.

Yeah but the demon spawn still have right of way.. gotta be careful not to run em over... Most of em split into two anyway and then you have more to worry about...

[Astron_Boy]

There's always hope that said spawn would suddenly launch into the air when a human made horn is pressed, that when they land back to earth, they spread over a large surface area.

[SG]

lol

[Lawso]

Am i a bad person that i just remembered my days playing grand theft auto, and not doing the missions, but stealing cars just to drive on the footpath killing as many people as possible? Bonus points for people on bikes?

Also I'm aware of some guy in a black something or other running over like 20 cyclists all in a row because he was "in a rush". Was on melborne news the other night.

[Lawso]

There's always hope that said spawn would suddenly launch into the air when a human made horn is pressed, that when they land back to earth, they spread over a large surface area.

Also
PAVEMENT PIZZAS!!!!!!1!1!!11!!!1!1!1!!!!!!1!!!!!1!11!1111ONEELEVENTY!

[Supplanter]

Also I'm aware of some guy in a black something or other running over like 20 cyclists all in a row because he was "in a rush". Was on melborne news the other night.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-12604639

[Lawso]

Also I'm aware of some guy in a black something or other running over like 20 cyclists all in a row because he was "in a rush". Was on melborne news the other night.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-12604639

HIGH SCORE!

[EscapingFate]

FKING OWNED! LOL if only we were allowed to do this... cyclists give me the sh*ts especially when they ride in the middle of the road..

[Storm]

Half a world away and I see cyclists are the same everywhere

I just wish they would remember that the rules of the road also apply to them, even if they dont have insurance or pay road tax - bastards!

[dstocks]

even if they dont have insurance or pay road tax

And why is that!. If they want to use the road why shoulndt they be required to have a licence, undergo a test so they know the road rules etc etc etc. In Canberra, there are bike paths everywhere, but do they use them....no theyll ride on the road when the bike path is about 5m away from them.

Its when there are more than 1 of them it really gets me though. No, cant travel one behind the other, must travel next to one so noone can pass.

Arrrgggg, now youve got me started. Maybe one day theyll be able to screen for the cycling gene before birth and treat it somehow.

[Astron_Boy]

Maybe one day theyll be able to screen for the cycling gene before birth and treat it somehow.

Win.

Meanwhile, whilst I don't condone what that driver did in the youtube clip...





Anything I say here simply won't be believeable!

Maybe there's a reason I subconsciously bought a car with a bull bar again.

[Bennoz]

Anyone care to re-title the thread?

[Lawso]

you're a mod ben, don't be so lazy!