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I trololol'ed a bit to myself today. You'll like this Dan
Shortened version of this story, I went up to mens clothing (shall remain nameless as this is still on going lol) to grab a few new pairs of jeans. As per usual, no one ever stocks my size, a 38 long (being 6'5 sometimes does have it's disadvantages) so the ever helpful sales guy tells me he'll order in the 2 pairs in the styles I wanted. 1 was coming form one store, one from another. I could already smell the failure.
Its been 6 weeks now, a dozen phone calls, 5 visits to the store & I still only have 1 of the 2 pairs. Over the 5 visits to the store, there has been sh*t all over the floor & the excuse every time has been 'We're really sorry man, we're in the middle of stock take..." I dunno about everyone else, but if my stock take lasted 2 months, my company would go broke I was getting the sh*ts, but now these feeble kids running the store just give me a chortle. No wonder the retail industry in this country is going down the shitter. 'ebusiness' will eventually kill it like the archaic dinosaur that it is. I should have ordered them through eBay, I'd have them by now & for half the price.
Over all of this, the bit that made me lol the hardest was the Gen why guy who has been trying to sort this out for me. Again today I got an earful of "Really sorry man / wont happen again / wont happen on my watch / really sorry again 'dude' / wont happen again" but what really kills it? The guy is a dead ringer... for Lawso Except he had all his teeth
Shortened version of this story, I went up to mens clothing (shall remain nameless as this is still on going lol) to grab a few new pairs of jeans. As per usual, no one ever stocks my size, a 38 long (being 6'5 sometimes does have it's disadvantages) so the ever helpful sales guy tells me he'll order in the 2 pairs in the styles I wanted. 1 was coming form one store, one from another. I could already smell the failure.
Its been 6 weeks now, a dozen phone calls, 5 visits to the store & I still only have 1 of the 2 pairs. Over the 5 visits to the store, there has been sh*t all over the floor & the excuse every time has been 'We're really sorry man, we're in the middle of stock take..." I dunno about everyone else, but if my stock take lasted 2 months, my company would go broke I was getting the sh*ts, but now these feeble kids running the store just give me a chortle. No wonder the retail industry in this country is going down the shitter. 'ebusiness' will eventually kill it like the archaic dinosaur that it is. I should have ordered them through eBay, I'd have them by now & for half the price.
Over all of this, the bit that made me lol the hardest was the Gen why guy who has been trying to sort this out for me. Again today I got an earful of "Really sorry man / wont happen again / wont happen on my watch / really sorry again 'dude' / wont happen again" but what really kills it? The guy is a dead ringer... for Lawso Except he had all his teeth
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Oh man, there isnt a big enough 'lol' smilie for this.
sh*t ive only just stopped laughing since this was posted - sorry lawso but you do ask for it sometimes
sh*t ive only just stopped laughing since this was posted - sorry lawso but you do ask for it sometimes
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I buy sh*t off the internet all the time
I'm too stingy to buy things in-store
The retail industry is just one of the many industries that's about to be fucked by the long dick of the internet!
I'm too stingy to buy things in-store
The retail industry is just one of the many industries that's about to be fucked by the long dick of the internet!
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Not me, i don't have a jobBennoz wrote:The guy is a dead ringer... for Lawso Except he had all his teeth
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Don't you hate it when you go to log in to FTOAU but you accidentally log into Facebook by mistake.
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Helps if you don't use Facebook.
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f**king LOLlawso wrote:Not me, i don't have a jobBennoz wrote:The guy is a dead ringer... for Lawso Except he had all his teeth
This thread made my day.
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This c*nt wont either if my f*cking pants don't arrive tomorrowlawso wrote:Not me, i don't have a jobBennoz wrote:The guy is a dead ringer... for Lawso Except he had all his teeth
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Maybe he likes you without pants!Bennoz wrote:This c*nt wont either if my f*cking pants don't arrive tomorrowlawso wrote:Not me, i don't have a jobBennoz wrote:The guy is a dead ringer... for Lawso Except he had all his teeth
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*lawso likes this*Astron_Boy wrote:Maybe he likes you without pants!Bennoz wrote:This c*nt wont either if my f*cking pants don't arrive tomorrowlawso wrote:Not me, i don't have a jobBennoz wrote:The guy is a dead ringer... for Lawso Except he had all his teeth
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lawso likes....Bennoz without pants?lawso wrote:*lawso likes this*
mikeey01nzl wrote:Hats off to you too Phil for spending so much time on the phone trying to help someone out, your a top man and only a few would've spent so much time. well done!
Daniel2019 wrote:Come on phil, we bonded at the bonfire, lets be honest here...me and phil are besties now...
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smart arsePHIL069 wrote:lawso likes....Bennoz without pants?lawso wrote:*lawso likes this*
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EFA too far?lawso wrote:Bennoz' arsePHIL069 wrote:lawso likes....Bennoz without pants?lawso wrote:*lawso likes this*
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FKN LOL!!!!!!Daniel2019 wrote:EFA too far?lawso wrote:Bennoz' arsePHIL069 wrote:lawso likes....Bennoz without pants?lawso wrote:*lawso likes this*
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So is now a good time to bring up the story about Lawso saying no to two girls in the hot tub?Daniel2019 wrote:EFA too far?lawso wrote:Bennoz' arsePHIL069 wrote:lawso likes....Bennoz without pants?lawso wrote:*lawso likes this*
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Even I'm not that cruel Aza.aza013 wrote:So is now a good time to bring up the story about Lawso saying no to two girls in the hot tub?Daniel2019 wrote:EFA too far?lawso wrote:Bennoz' arsePHIL069 wrote:lawso likes....Bennoz without pants?lawso wrote:*lawso likes this*
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Astron_Boy wrote:Even I'm not that cruel Aza.aza013 wrote:So is now a good time to bring up the story about Lawso saying no to two girls in the hot tub?Daniel2019 wrote:EFA too far?lawso wrote:Bennoz' arsePHIL069 wrote:lawso likes....Bennoz without pants?lawso wrote:*lawso likes this*
screw you guys, i'm going home
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You are home, you don't have a job!
Unless you're out, to which point, why aren't you home looking for a job?
Unless you're out, to which point, why aren't you home looking for a job?