25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

GPXXX · Post by **GPXXX** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 2:48 pm

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps from noon to 6 pm.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:19 pm

ahhhhaahh so true hahahahaha.............. dammm

sxcfto · Post by **sxcfto** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:38 pm

Thats so scary lol .......
BUT very true !

sxcfto · Post by **sxcfto** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 3:40 pm

Hey who changed my Avatar ?????

BuCkEt · Post by **BuCkEt** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 4:24 pm

Hahaha, hey mikey, it's definately a Friday afternoon aiy??

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:17 pm

BuCkEt wrote:Hahaha, hey mikey, it's definately a Friday afternoon aiy??

hahaha no, he just back to his usual self ahhah

sxcfto · Post by **sxcfto** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:47 pm

woohooooooooooooooo Mikey's back --- do a little dance , make a little love get down tonight ....................

Welcome back Mikey !!!

GPXXX · Post by **GPXXX** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:46 am

for a little' bit of mindless spam you sure know how to get excited real easily toni lol...

sxcfto · Post by **sxcfto** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 1:51 pm

Nahhhhh Mikey !

Show me :

Completely half naked lesbians from Taree with men boobs not allowed

Then you'll really see excitement !!

dannyboyau · Post by **dannyboyau** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:32 pm

thanks mikey

i now relise i probably will never grow up

and i feel sorry for the ones that feel that list applies to them

i think most of that list applies to those who got married

scary what a guy will do for a wife

wife = washing, ironing. f**king, ect

but most guys seem to forget that and let the woman wear the pants

GPXXX · Post by **GPXXX** » Tue Apr 05, 2005 4:58 pm

dannyboyau wrote: but most guys seem to forget that and let the woman wear the pants

that's because they're pussywhipped...

*looks at <names withheld>*