Corniest Movie Lines Ever

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Corniest Movie Lines Ever

Post by kazbah »

You know there are heaps out there so I'll start

"No one puts baby in a corner" - Dirty Dancing

"Me? I'm afraid of everyting, Im afraid of what I saw, of what I did, of who I am and most of all I'm afraid of walking out that door and never in my whole life feeling the way I feel when I'm with you" - Dirty Dancing (how the hell did I remember that one??? :roll: )

"I came across time for you Sarah, I love you I always have" - Kyle Reece to Sarah Conor in Terminator.

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Post by FTO338 »

But don't most gal love cornie lines anyway? hehheehe

"I love you" from Every Single Movie ever made ehheehe :twisted:
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Post by BuCkEt »

HA!

Every line from F&F and 2F2F.
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Bachelor dying from brain tumor: "Will you love me for the rest of my life?"
Healthy & divorced MILF: "No, I will love you for the rest of mine..."

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"You.... complete me" - Jerry Maguire

pffft, yeah right.. SIFFF!! :twisted:
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Post by GPXXX »

oh and here's my favourite:

"...and a MOTEC system exhaust!!"

no prizes for guessing where that sh*t came from... rofl
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"go ahead... make your jokes.... Mr Jokey, joke maker"

corny? or just funny? every quote from white goodmen (aka ben stiller) in dodgeball.
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Post by FTO338 »

Come on, most of you guys would of use almost all those line in F&F & 2F2F.

And who can forget "I FEEL THE NEED.......THE NEED FOR SPEED" :D
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Post by FTOluv »

'...OVERNIGHT PARTS FROM JAPAN' - Classic! :lol:

'SWAT CAME INTO MY HOUSE'!! - Johnny Tran from F&F

'ME AND THE MAD SCIENTIST HAVE TO NOW RIP OUT THE BLOCK' - Vin Diesel
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Speaking of Jerry Maguire......
"Stop....... you had me at hello" *puke*
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"Thats not a knife... this is a knife"

Everything ever said in B-Grade sci fi movies
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Post by mr_bishi »

BuCkEt wrote:HA!

Every line from F&F and 2F2F.
'you're lucky you didn't blow the welds on the intake!' :lol:
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Every bimbo in a scene just before they are sliced/diced/chopped/hacked/stabbed/jabbed
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" please dont... what do u want from me?" :(
and then the inevitable "ahhhhhhrrrrgg......"
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"Durkar Durkar"
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Dr_Jones wrote:"Durkar Durkar"
You are the 2nd person to use this... what does it mean :?
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Surely you've seen Team America??!! :o
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AAAAAH...

not yet

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Speaking of TA:

"I'll only sleep with you if you promise me you will never die!"
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I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DIE!

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