Ohhhh my gawsh, everyone else is at lunch and the front desk is sooooo quiet.
AHAHAHAHA I'm surfin the web boss!
Should i give your Boss a call ahhahhaha it would be like last time, "Sorry mate, we got like 900 pete working for us, which one?"
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Ohhhh my gawsh, everyone else is at lunch and the front desk is sooooo quiet.
AHAHAHAHA I'm surfin the web boss!
Should i give your Boss a call ahhahhaha it would be like last time, "Sorry mate, we got like 900 pete working for us, which one?"
Hehehe, I can just imagine my boss coming out from the office and going "Uh Pete, there's some asian guy on the phone saying you're not doing your work.....wtf?"
11. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Hahaha, I got a whole email of things like this about Chuck Norris.