hi victoria!!! xoxo
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maybe you should use lubricant instead of cats?jakey106 wrote:You know everytime you masturbate a kitten dies
...or at least loosen your grip on the kitten
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Nikki
do not be frightened by all these young crazy P platers that have been giving you a hard time, if you come on a cruise I (as the oldest FTO owner in OZ) will personally take care of you!
I do not have a GF or BF, I am seperated from my wife.
I should be at Joels party on saturday, so if you come you can use me as a safe haven(father figure).
how does that sound?
CYA Tarkus (the old fart still has some rock in him)
do not be frightened by all these young crazy P platers that have been giving you a hard time, if you come on a cruise I (as the oldest FTO owner in OZ) will personally take care of you!
I do not have a GF or BF, I am seperated from my wife.
I should be at Joels party on saturday, so if you come you can use me as a safe haven(father figure).
how does that sound?
CYA Tarkus (the old fart still has some rock in him)
Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.
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smooth rob.... veeeeery smoothtarkus wrote: I should be at Joels party on saturday, so if you come you can use me as a safe haven(father figure).
well if we're writing up our profiles:
Nikki,
i'm not on p-plates but don't trust me anyway...
i'm the type of person your parents tried to warn you about,
questionable moral values & no redeemable social qualities,
a predator posing as a house pet.
at least you can't say you weren't warned
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Well you should listen to some of the "interesting" things that my ex use to talk about with her friends.
She had the cordless phone next to the bed, so she can yack away morning, noon & night, even when i'm there trying to sleep And what we said here is nothing compare to what women talk about behind our back.....
She had the cordless phone next to the bed, so she can yack away morning, noon & night, even when i'm there trying to sleep And what we said here is nothing compare to what women talk about behind our back.....
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This is so funny, I thought most of us are old enough not to judge people by the looks. I've got heaps of friends that looks like an angel but naughty like a devil. Too bad they are all snap up already guys
But keep them coming, its entertaining And i'm sure Chris & Joel will smooth things out for Nikki, if she ever got offened by any comments here If not "father figure" will
But keep them coming, its entertaining And i'm sure Chris & Joel will smooth things out for Nikki, if she ever got offened by any comments here If not "father figure" will
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