How to get that job promotion (with mathematical certainty)

GPXXX · Post by **GPXXX** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:08 pm

What makes 100%?
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>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:-
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>What makes 100%?
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>What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
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>Ever wonder about these people who say they are giving more than 100%?
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>We have all been to these meetings where someone wants you to give over
>100%
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>How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
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>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
>question.
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>If:
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>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
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>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
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>Then:
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>H A R D W O R K
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>8+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
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>K N O W L E D G E
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>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
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>But:
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>A T T I T U D E
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>1+20+20++9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
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>And:
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>B U L L S H I T
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>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%
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>AND, Look how far a55 kissing will take you.
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>A S S K I S S I N G
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>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%
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>So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that whilst hard work and
>knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the
>bull5hit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

fto617 · Post by **fto617** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:29 pm

WHOA ! man that is the most funny thing i've read lol !!!!

and although its utter bullshit but sound sooooo convincing ( with the mathematical formulaes) lol !!!!!

sxcfto · Post by **sxcfto** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:00 pm

Luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv It absolutely brillant !!

Slither · Post by **Slither** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:56 pm

Ha ha ha good stuff mikey

reminds me of one i heard the other day

Always give 100% at work

Monday 15%
Tuseday 27%
Wednesday 33%
Thursday 20%
Friday 5%

Robb · Post by **Robb** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:39 pm

LOL!!!

Damn Mikey with all the bullshit and ass kissing you do, no wonder your always putting in more then a 100%

Just kidding buddy!!!

Cheers,

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:11 am

Is that why ppl think they know their maths & physic are so full of sh*t ahahaaaha

tommy · Post by **tommy** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:13 pm

hahah dats a good one

SoR53y_PrInCeSs · Post by **SoR53y_PrInCeSs** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:06 pm

does that strictly apply to promotion? or will it help in a job interview too?

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:04 pm

lmfao!! i was just browsing thru older threads and this cracked me up

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:28 pm

Yeah the original king of whore and the forum first moderator. The Gibberish Corner was created because of GPXXX.

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:40 pm

hmm.. king of whore aye.. i like the sound of that

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:05 pm

Well just keep in mind, he also help build this club/forum.

Have a read at some of his old stuff, you need to follow along the same line to be king of whore.

That mean meaningful whoring ahahah if there is such thing.

Nacho · Post by **Nacho** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:26 pm

There actually is a heap of cool stuff to read from years ago. I've been sifting through a lot of the Technical/Performance section around pages 15~20 and there's a lot of interesting stuff in there.

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:16 pm

Yeah but how many members would actually search it these days? Let along read them.

Post by **BorepYano** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:49 pm

yeah we just ask without searching

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:01 pm

hey im always readfing thru old threads, thats how i came across this

Nacho · Post by **Nacho** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:03 pm

Well there's no point in me searching coz I don't have any particular topic in mind when I sift through that section. I just read all of it......and wonder where all those members are these days and what they're driving.

FTO338 · Post by **FTO338** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:36 pm

Which member, post their user name up and i might able to tell you.

Post by **I8A4RE** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:44 pm

That is so good well done sublime for bringing that to our attention. right now back to my sifting on turbos lol

sublime19 · Post by **sublime19** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:18 am

Well I'm always reading through older threads, yes I agree some very good info and interesting stories, by the way the trend goes, in a couple of year there'd be a totally different crowd of people posting and msot of us wont even be here lol.. I dread the day I get sick of my fto!!