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What makes 100%?
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>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:-
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>What makes 100%?
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>What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
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>Ever wonder about these people who say they are giving more than 100%?
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>We have all been to these meetings where someone wants you to give over
>100%
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>How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
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>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
>question.
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>If:
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>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
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>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
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>Then:
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>H A R D W O R K
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>8+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
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>K N O W L E D G E
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>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
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>But:
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>A T T I T U D E
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>1+20+20++9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
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>And:
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>B U L L S H I T
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>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%
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>AND, Look how far a55 kissing will take you.
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>A S S K I S S I N G
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>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%
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>So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that whilst hard work and
>knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the
>bull5hit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

WHOA ! man that is the most funny thing i've read lol !!!!
and although its utter bullshit but sound sooooo convincing ( with the mathematical formulaes) lol !!!!!

Luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv It absolutely brillant !!

Ha ha ha good stuff mikey

reminds me of one i heard the other day

Always give 100% at work

Monday 15%
Tuseday 27%
Wednesday 33%
Thursday 20%
Friday 5%

LOL!!!

Damn Mikey with all the bullshit and ass kissing you do, no wonder your always putting in more then a 100% Just kidding buddy!!!

Cheers,

Is that why ppl think they know their maths & physic are so full of sh*t ahahaaaha

hahah dats a good one

does that strictly apply to promotion? or will it help in a job interview too?

lmfao!! i was just browsing thru older threads and this cracked me up

Yeah the original king of whore and the forum first moderator. The Gibberish Corner was created because of GPXXX.

hmm.. king of whore aye.. i like the sound of that

Well just keep in mind, he also help build this club/forum. Have a read at some of his old stuff, you need to follow along the same line to be king of whore.

That mean meaningful whoring ahahah if there is such thing.

There actually is a heap of cool stuff to read from years ago. I've been sifting through a lot of the Technical/Performance section around pages 15~20 and there's a lot of interesting stuff in there.

Yeah but how many members would actually search it these days? Let along read them.

yeah we just ask without searching

hey im always readfing thru old threads, thats how i came across this

Well there's no point in me searching coz I don't have any particular topic in mind when I sift through that section. I just read all of it......and wonder where all those members are these days and what they're driving.

Which member, post their user name up and i might able to tell you.

That is so good well done sublime for bringing that to our attention. right now back to my sifting on turbos lol

Well I'm always reading through older threads, yes I agree some very good info and interesting stories, by the way the trend goes, in a couple of year there'd be a totally different crowd of people posting and msot of us wont even be here lol.. I dread the day I get sick of my fto!!