Worst surprise ever
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Worst surprise ever
Thought I'd share my sh*t experience that I had today
I Signed up for a bunch of research studies (have to do them for my course) and normally they are just like survey sort of things so I didn't bother reading what I signed up for.
Anyway I get to uni today and I go into this place I've never been before and they had machines with biohazard stickers on them and then they put electrodes on me and gel and it is so f**king uncomfortable and they start doing all these scans and make me stare at a computer screen and press buttons for 2 hours!!!
Anyway lesson learnt. Alway read what your signing up for
I Signed up for a bunch of research studies (have to do them for my course) and normally they are just like survey sort of things so I didn't bother reading what I signed up for.
Anyway I get to uni today and I go into this place I've never been before and they had machines with biohazard stickers on them and then they put electrodes on me and gel and it is so f**king uncomfortable and they start doing all these scans and make me stare at a computer screen and press buttons for 2 hours!!!
Anyway lesson learnt. Alway read what your signing up for

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Were the electrodes connected to your head? If so, it sounds like what they are trying to pass off as an ADHD test.
Here kid stare at this monitor for 2 hours looking at stupid patterns. Oh, sorry you looked away from the screen for a split second, you must have ADHD.
Here kid stare at this monitor for 2 hours looking at stupid patterns. Oh, sorry you looked away from the screen for a split second, you must have ADHD.
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Dras wrote:Were the electrodes connected to your head? If so, it sounds like what they are trying to pass off as an ADHD test.
Here kid stare at this monitor for 2 hours looking at stupid patterns. Oh, sorry you looked away from the screen for a split second, you must have ADHD.
Yep on my head they even showed me how when I clench my jaw or move it fucks up the test. So I couldn't move. I also had certain times when I was allowed to blink because if I did it at the wrong time it would cause "noise" which would also ruin the results.

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Youre just lucky the electrodes werent placed somewhere else...... 

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My wife works in neurophysiology and she used to practice on me so I am very familiar with the setup. Not the most fun but it does have a lot of useful applications. (ADHD diagnosis is not one of them.)brad_gpx wrote:Dras wrote:Were the electrodes connected to your head? If so, it sounds like what they are trying to pass off as an ADHD test.
Here kid stare at this monitor for 2 hours looking at stupid patterns. Oh, sorry you looked away from the screen for a split second, you must have ADHD.
Yep on my head they even showed me how when I clench my jaw or move it fucks up the test. So I couldn't move. I also had certain times when I was allowed to blink because if I did it at the wrong time it would cause "noise" which would also ruin the results.
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Cause its the gibberish corner of the news world?Bennoz wrote:
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I was more reffering to the demographic of people on the show that are done over by not reading the f**ken fine print 

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hmmm...electrodes on balls would of made this a classic brad story
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I am trying to imagine some sexual application hereDras wrote:My wife works in neurophysiology and she used to practice on me so I am very familiar with the setup. Not the most fun but it does have a lot of useful applications. (ADHD diagnosis is not one of them.)brad_gpx wrote:Dras wrote:Were the electrodes connected to your head? If so, it sounds like what they are trying to pass off as an ADHD test.
Here kid stare at this monitor for 2 hours looking at stupid patterns. Oh, sorry you looked away from the screen for a split second, you must have ADHD.
Yep on my head they even showed me how when I clench my jaw or move it fucks up the test. So I couldn't move. I also had certain times when I was allowed to blink because if I did it at the wrong time it would cause "noise" which would also ruin the results.

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Change a couple of words and the whole thing goes downhill faster than a $2 hookerbrad_gpx wrote:Thought I'd share my sh*t experience that I had today
I Signed up for a bunch of research studies (have to do them for my course) and normally they are just like survey sort of things so I didn't bother reading what I signed up for.
Anyway I get to uni today and I go into this place I've never been before and they had machines with biohazard stickers on them and then they put anal probes in me and gel and it is so f**king uncomfortable (but hot as!) and they start doing all these scans and make me stare at naked men and press buttons for 2 hours!!!
Anyway lesson learnt. Alway read what your signing up for

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Bahaha 

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lol anal probe.